Dog-astray!!!!

Ramayana 3392 A.D

2009-03-04T14:51:00.002+05:30

A comics beyond imagination .... A tale of a young prince retold in a never before fashion.

Click here for downloads

-> Torrent - http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3730933/Ramayan_3392_AD

Cheers

Godspeed !!

P.S -> My server is facing a space constraint ... The direct download will be available shortly

Evam's latest Theatrical Conquest - Importance of Being Earnest

2008-12-22T11:13:00.002+05:30

Evam celebrates the witty, flamboyant Wilde with his most successful play The Importance of Being Earnest. The very beginning of 'long lost brothers', the prototype for 'duplicate identities' and the mother of all happy, light-hearted stereotypes. :)

During this time of economic backlash, recession and stress, take a vacation to the world of Wilde. Prepare to smile, be charmed and take back a romantic comedy that leaves you happy and laughing with it or at it. :) This Christmas, We are eager to bring to stage, Wilde's most Controversial work, a hundred year old script that inspires story-tellers and movie makers till date.

December 25th @ Chowdiah Memorial Hall Bangalore.
Shows @ 3.30pm and 7.30pm

Tickets Rs. 500, 300 and 150.
For Early Bird Discount BLOCK TICKETS NOW at www.evam.in
Tickets also available at Landmark(Forum Mall), Crossword(Residency Road) and Blossoms(Church Street).
'I can resist everything except temptation.'
- once again Oscar Wilde
Don't forget to catch more of him at our show!! :)
For more, check out www.evamblog.wordpress.com
Cheers,
Team Evam
and Chennai, Hyderabad shows coming up very soon! :)

Urban Lingo Part 2

2008-03-03T00:34:00.002+05:30

Welcome back to the second edition of Urban Lingo ., Courtesy : Urbandictionary.com

Off late, I have been bugged .. sorry a thousand final year students of Diff., Engg., Colleges have been bugged to take up their final and tiring exams and we personally think that final semester should be made paper-less exam.But thanks to some dumb heads we still have these systems. So what we are forced to do is 'WSD'.

That's right, 'WSD' is Write Shit Down but technically or According to the dic.. Sorry Dictionary the meaning differs all together.

"Write Shit Down". A popular method of organization. Works equally well in one's personal or professional life.

Dude, you don't need ritalin. Just use the WSD method - trust me, you won't forget things anymore and you'll actually get them done

Come what may.. We are gonna WSD in our exams.

Urban Lingo Part one

2008-03-03T00:28:00.002+05:30

Ever since a quiz introduced me to this wonderful site Urbandictionary.com, i have always been a great fan of their contribution. Unfortunately, the first word that i heard from this site happens to be 'India' and i am not amused to reveal what is it ...

So lets get started and see the words that scares the be'jesus' out of people.
-> Smack talk

Definition: The art of telling another person off, belittling them or calling their momma fat, while in the heat of competition.

A perfect example to show where it can be used : -

Senator Obama was talking smack about President Bush.

After India .. Its gonna be CSE !!! Here we Come !!

2008-01-28T21:55:00.000+05:30

It's been 2 years since i played for my college/department team thanks to a wonderful Motorcycle stunt @ Velachery-Tambaram Road.I couldn't thank the black dog that ran in front of My-Pulsar (World's cheapest Pulsar @ 50 cc ) enough ... With an-almost normal ACL ( some technical term for a ligament in your knee) and a saner brain, I am gonna play for my department at last. This is our last shot to our glory ( included people are Vijay a.k.a Marvats, Arun a.k.a Prof , Ramakrishna a.k.a Rama , Prasoon , Kudi a.k.a Sathish , Raja a.k.a Kuja , Dhadi a.k.a Sadesh) and hope we latch on to this !!!

Here We Come !!! 'C'ynical and 'S'ilent 'E'xecutioners @ work from Feb 16 th ...

An Autobiography of Mr. Devaangu a.k.a Deva - How to Copy and Smile Shamelessly !!

2008-01-26T00:11:00.000+05:30

Copying is an inherited trait of Asians [ I ain't bold to pin point .. Mera Bharat Mahan ]. From bikes,Cellphones to bikes , we feel proud to knock it off and brand it as our Desi Version. Few elite people from India definitely feel proud copying stuff. Coming first in the list of Mr.Knock Offs is Mr.Deva a.k.a Isai Puyal ...

U.S.P -> Knocks off only Chart Busters of Western Music World. In an interview he proudly said that he has been protecting the Tamizh crowd from alien music by indianizing them.

U.S.P number 2 -> Suggests the same lyrics and Outdoor Settings for the knock off. Few years he tried to translate the Rock anthem ' We will .. We Will rock you ' to Tamizh . Unfortunately, the translated version was found to be sleazy and lyrics had lot of double meanings in it. Mr. S.J. Surya was called for the group discussion and he agreed to latch on to the project.

Future projects : Few weeks ago,Deva happened to meet Elton John and George Micheals in a famous pub @ Amsterdam for a serious discussion. Deva found Mr. Elton John's speech highly penetrative and agreed to work with him. This mind storming event was briefly stopped following a commotion in the pub. Sources say that a monstrous hairy creature happened to enter the pub and Bouncers were forced to check the creature's identity. As the pub's rules stated , Customer's pets are allowed if and only if it weighed less than 100 kilos ... Later it was found that the monstrous creature was none other than Mr. Srikanth Deva ...

-> Victoria Beckham a.k.a Posh Beckham happens to be Deva's biggest fan and she has promised to do a song for him. Starring this song's Video is Vijay and .. missing info ... Vijay has agreed to do this Video for free if only he is allowed to remake the movie 'Bend it like Beckham' in Tamizh ...

For people who are eager to immerse in Mr.Deva's Torrents of Knock Offs !! Here are few that we have found .. (Thanks to ITWOFS .. Salaam )

-> I love you [Film: Citizen]
Copied from Sasha's 'I feel lonely'

->Hey keechu kiliye [Film: Mugavari]
Ripped off from Dr Alban's 'Enemies' track.

-> The one I discovered !!! ( YES .. It was me )
Raghuvaran's Background music [Film: Baadhash] [Even in Thalai var's movie cha ]
Ripped off from Age of innocence from Enigma

Poo virinjaachu [Film: Mugavari]
Lifted from the song 'That thing you do' from the OST of the film with the same name!

Akila Akila [Film: Nerukku Ner]
From Bob Marley's Buffalo Soldier!

Thilothama [Film: Aasai]
Partially inspired from Ofra Azha's 'Galbi'
[For a Change] partially inspired !!!

Thudikindra kaadhal...evar kandaar [Film: Nerukku Ner]
Partially inspired from Ofra Azha's 'Im nin alu'

Oh sona [Film: Vaalee]
Inspired from 2 sources! Almost the entire song is inspired by the classic 'Suzanna' by The Art Company. The second interlude is a direct lift of Francis Lai's theme music for the movie 'Love Story' (also sung by Andy William's as 'Where do I begin').

One of the all-time classic lifts of Deva. A very beautiful job indeed! Fits so well in Tamil!

We wish him all the very best for his future endeavors !!!
I am trying to cease listening to English , Spanish , Turkish , Japanese and a distant language spoken by pigs and cross of lobsters and fire crabs .. Mr.Deva's all time remiz is on the way

Cheers
Raznok !!

Mr Deva caught copying again !!!

2008-01-23T20:10:00.000+05:30

Mr Deva who happens to be a wonderful mujic director loves to be in the limelight. Lot of compositions have inspired lot of people to compose the most tones ever. One of his song was so captivating that Back street boyz adopted them. Deva happens to be Music director of the blockbuster of the decade Baasha and all the songs were ground breaking.

Mr. Deva couldnt help hearing his own music for a long time so he decided to cut some slack. The intro music of Marc Anthony's a.k.a Raghuvaran's was actually ripped of from the song Age of innocence by enigma... Who's innocent now ...

Google loves playing games.. but why with me ??

2008-01-23T06:12:00.000+05:30

I have been sitting in front of my comp for the past 7 hours and its crack of the dawn right now. Sane people stir at this time while my fingers run over my keyboard searching for the keys that are immersed in the infinity of darkness. My little finger was going out of shape and for every hour i had to relocate it where it was. The headphones are blabbering the same songs over and over again clogging my neurons. I was posting my 'X' post and suddenly my google PR toolbar in my browser dipped to zero from three and it scared the be-jesus out of me.. I checked my PR in PRchecker.info and it was intact. I refreshed my page more than 5 times and i am still @ zero !!

Guess my dream run has come to a halt !!!
Hope this is a post typed out by my zombified fingers !!

Raznok

Will there be a new beginning ??

2008-01-23T01:20:00.000+05:30

People are yet to realize that money isn't everything. Materialistic pleasures fall for anything green be it smiling Gandhi or Stern faced Lincoln... What if there is a world without money or the causes that trigger people to rush to get money. What if there are no smiling gandhis, no dimes, no nickels no gold no silver no platinum.. What if neurons just can’t comprehend the meaning of money...? What if people think of other people's feelings and strive a bit hard not to conflict their sentiments.

Will there be a new beginning ??

Will these words come true ??

Sunday - A day to relazzz !!

2008-01-20T22:21:00.000+05:30

This week or the last week i should say was the most awesome week ever . We had awesome fun @ Arun's place and following that we had sleepless nights /days staring @ the dumb monitor as if its Petra Nemacova .. Few days ago i really felt my brain swirling inside the skull without any rest but vitamin m syndrome pumped into my blood stream so hard that i skipped a meal.

It was Sunday and finally it was peace. After a long time i got to read a newspaper but i ended up staring Ayesha Takia until i heard my mom coming. I happen to catch a nice flick @ 12:00 noon - George of the Jungle. A real rib tickler.. Mr Fraser was awesome .. and the talking Ape a.k.a Ape was legendary .... A game of Cricket @ 4:00. A nice get-together with my school friends.

Generally if you spend 80 % of a week in a room facing a monitor, any stuff happening around you becomes a '!' news. Heard from my friends that Mr.Balakrishna A.k.a Balaiyaa is starring in a movie of the year 2008 and looks like the whole Tollywood industry is in its toes to get a glimpse of this movie's teaser. Hope they would lose their sight ..

Its 10:30 and all the reminders buzz my slightly high brain.. There i am .. Back to Square.

The week that wasn't is brought 'U' by
Brain-feeling-like-a-sponge Human
Raznok ...

Can India pull this one off !!!

2008-01-19T11:02:00.000+05:30

Australia are 154-4 after lunch in the 4th innings of the 3rd test. They need 250 odd runs to win the test match and India needs 6 wickets finish things off. If India can pull this off, then this would be a fitting reply to the Aussies test domination. The magic number 17 evaded the former captain Mr.Steve waugh who i am admire a lot. India pulled it off last time around and hope they could pull it off this time around !!

Hope they bundle out with tea break

Yours Ever
Raznok

Intensive Blogging !!

2008-01-19T06:20:00.000+05:30

An year ago we used to update our blog as soon as we a get a h0t news / stuff to blog on.Times have changed and so are we. In January alone i have posted 55 odd posts and in the year 2007 put together i have posted only 76 posts.

Yesterday i posted some 20 odd posts and i hardly slept. My mom said that i will cease to exist in this planet for few years. Then i retorted ... 'Me .. ahh Steel Body'

Yours ever
Raznok

P.S - How much is Iodex spray .. guess i sprained my back..

Wow !! Airtel 256 KBPS unlimted @ 750 bucks !!

2008-01-18T23:48:00.000+05:30

Some day I am having.. Few hours ago i bitched about the fact that i was paying a hefty amount to Airtel for 256 kbps unlimited service. Actually i was paying 1100 odd rupees and for the past three i have disconnected my landline phone to cut the phone charges.Once i forgot my landline number @ the Airtel stop shop while paying my bill. I had to call my mom to call me from my airtel land-line to my cell-phone.... To many connections i guess ..

But, from today i would be paying only 750 for my unlimited broadband @ 256 KBPS.

All You need to do is either -> Call 121 from your Airtel phone and follow the instructions
or -> Send an email to Airtel Tamil Nadu

Its time to ensoi the best of internet @ all times !!
Cheers
Raznok

The King of Chess is dead !!!

2008-01-18T22:45:00.000+05:30

Bobby Fisher , the lone American who played some brilliant chess three decades ago is no more. One of the most deadly players of his age died today in Iceland. Known for his attacking game play ,Fisher was a champion from his teen age. He was the youngest person to win the world championship.

He was also known for his Digital Clock which was a patented device that subsequently adds time to so as to make the players play faster. At last , the king has been check-mated!! So long Fisher !!

2 Hours and Counting to our Trip to Theni !!!

2008-01-13T14:30:00.000+05:30

I am really excited about our trip to Theni and i can’t wait to see the green lush paddy fields again. It’s been a long time that I have been outside Chennai and considering our trips to SSN in the recent months.. That has been the longest trip i ever had taken in the recent past.

To all friends in the blogging world, we ( Vijay , Raja , Sano and me) are taking a break as off now and hope we catch you guys from a 56 kbps-connection Cyber cafe.

Yours ever
Raznok

Revoke Your Beauty and rejuvenate your body !!

2008-01-13T13:31:00.000+05:30

Few years ago, people around weren’t fashion and self conscious about them. Now, Society demands people to be intelligent as well as smart. External appearance commands a separate respect and your image is put in higher stakes and people value you than you were before. A trim body with chiseled features puts you in the top of the list and people would find you interesting. The awareness has become very much these days and people give more care for their external beauty. Many people feel that they need to change their appearance or structure but exercising or other tiring things may have not provided any results. Plastic surgery is a medical miracle that uses a number of surgical and nonsurgical techniques to change the appearance and function of a person's body. Plastic surgery procedures include both cosmetic enhancements as well as functionally re constructive operations. In the former case, where aesthetics are considered more important than functionality, plastic surgery is sometimes referred to as cosmetic surgery. Most procedures involve both aesthetic and functional elements. Rodeo is one of the experts in the field and has helped lots of people in correction of disfigurement, restoration of impaired function and improvement of physical appearance

Thanks to the RDPS, people in and around los angles can take the services of los angeles breast implants centre that specializes in correcting and enhancing. People can also take in the services of los angeles tummy tuck which by far the most unique service provided by them.

Plastic surgery is a medical specialty that uses a number of surgical and nonsurgical techniques to change the appearance and function of a person's body and a specialized cosmetic surgeon takes care of the surgical procedure. RDPS conducts the plastic surgery procedures that include both cosmetic enhancements as well as functionally re constructive operations. In the former case, where aesthetics are considered more important than functionality, plastic surgery is sometimes referred to as cosmetic surgery. Most procedures involve both aesthetic and functional elements. Dr. Lloyd Krieger, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon is the mastermind behind the Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery center and has got extensive experience and knowledge in this field. He has made the experience very customer friendly and has made many developments and innovations.

Trip to Theni - A new Pongal experience !!

2008-01-13T13:04:00.000+05:30

It's our final year in our college and we aren't having enough kick out of our life as of now. Apart from Mr.X in our gang , we are proud to say we have our Comps as our girl friends as we spend most of the time in front of 'her '. Every night is fun night and we just can't take our eyes of out it !!!

It's gonna tough for us as this pongal is gonna be more fascinating that any other pongal i have had personally speaking. Thanks to Arun a.k.a Prof who by the way is married, has invited us to his native place,Theni. Hope we paint Theni purple....

Yours ever
Raznok

P.S
Miss you Christina (My comp/g.f )

Looking for free E-books !! Check it out !!

2008-01-10T04:53:00.000+05:30

Few days i was searching for some novels online and i happened to stumble on this wonderful free e-book site,Freebooksource.info. It has almost every category that you can think off. From Algorithms to Free time flirting .. You name it .. You have it !!!

But unfortunately, i couldn't find a book on 'How to Cheat and the best 100 tips on Cheating' ... If Mr.Pota Ponting a.k.a Pota writes one, People who is behind this site would be happy to upload it i guess..

P.S : If you can find a book on 'How to Cheat on Your girl friend and sneak a date in between ' or the author.. Do buzz me in .. Compliments from Raznok would be a can of beer..

P.P.S : This might be one of the few out-bursts on Team Australia ( Cricket) and i swear that it would be getting worse...

Yours bookish
Raznok

Stella Maris College Site Hacked !! Bless the Sinful 'Redeemer'

2007-12-14T19:52:00.000+05:30

People have different reasons of going to Stella maris .. few for GRE eggams few for the regular college and few people for their Culs and few people for the Obvious !!! Chicks !!

My friend messaged me that Stella Maris is having their culs 'Aqualie 2007' on 14th and 15th December. I googled Stella maris and lo !! look what i found !!

Guess Whose day got better !!!

yours ever
Raznok

P.S - Please if u have any details of Aquilae 2007 or any other info that would please us ... please post in your site !! LOL !!!

Thalaivar's Next Year B'day treat to us !!

2007-12-13T23:23:00.000+05:30

Come next December 12th , superstar Rajnikant, the 'sultan' of the Tamil film industry, will create a history, being the first Indian hero to be featured in an animated film.

The 3D animated Sultan-The Warrior will be an action-gripped adventure movie, featuring Rajnikant as a mythological and larger-than-life hero.

Slated to be released in December 2008, the 90-minute-long movie will be offered as a "gift" to the superstar on his next birthday from none other than his younger daughter Soundarya Rajnikant. The filmstar celebrated his 57th birthday on Wednesday.

Directed by Soundarya, the film boasts of some of the big names in the industry, including music director A R Rehman, lyricist Vairamuthu and art director Thotta Tharani, besides a Hollywood stunt master.

Rajnikant himself will lend his voice to the animated version.

Produced by Adlabs, a largest entertainment conglomerate, in association with Soundarya's computer graphics company 'Ocher Studios,' the film will be released in Tamil, English, Hindi and Telugu.

While media circles speculate that Sultan could be India's most expensive animated film, Ocher Studios Executive Producer Karthik said that the budget would be double than that of any regular Rajnikant movie.

The Film has everything from Punch dialogues to everything !! Stunt to duets you have everything !! For next birthday of Thalaivar , We have a bigger movie to sweep us off our feet !!!!

Billa Songs Lyrics !!

2007-12-06T14:11:00.000+05:30

Billa is the most awaited movie of the year and i can't wait to see the movie ..

The Songs are Awesome .. Click Here to download the lyrics of All the songs:

Lyrics :

Song1: My Name is Billa
Singer: Naveen, K.K

Billa….
My name is billaaaaa….vazhkai yellaaam
My name is billa…vazhkai yellam
naanum parkatha aal illa
pogatha oru illa ayya
nalla nanban illai yenral
engum ponalum vidamatten
nanaga thodamatten ayya…ho…oh

Heyy…yaarukkum yaar shontham ellai
natpin mel nambikai ellai
nerangal vedangal kudda
thevaikal oninthale ooda
vazhu uukum saavukum naduil thaan naan sellum paadhai
seri enna thavarena evarukum ethuvendum seivom

My name is billa…vazhkai yellam
naanum parkatha aal illa
pogatha oru illa ayya
nalla nanban illai yenral
engum ponalum vidamatten
nanaga thodamatten ayya…ho…oh

vantharkal ponarkal netru
yarukum suvadillai endru
nee enna naan enna bantham
oravilla oravillthan inbam
mansukkum arivukkum thoorangal erunthalthan Nanmai
ingulla evanukum yedamillai ethuthune unmai…

My name is billa…vazhkai yellam
naanum parkatha aal illa
pogatha oru illa ayya
nalla nanban illai yenral
engum ponalum vidamatten
nanaga thodamatten ayya…ho…oh

Song2: Vethalaiya potendi
Singer: Shankar Mahadevan

Vethalaiya potendi…di…di…di
puthi konjam maruthadi…di…di…di
puthi konjam marayela sakkti konjam eruthuadi

aye oocchipotu therika ulla vedi vedika
aathikitu pochi vitumanam thuddika
ratham ratham sudakum pitham pitham thalaierum
sitham sitham thadumarume..

Vethalaiya potendi puthi konjam maruthadi
puthi konjam marayela sakkti konjam eruthuadi

aye rende rendu kuruvi kuruvi kottha varuthu enna enna
kudapidicha kuthalame vaa..aye Naanaducha maththalame vaa
aye onne onnu nazuvi nazuvi suthi varuthe enna enna
kudapidicha kuthalame vaa ..aye Naanaducha maththalalame vaa
aadi adangatha en nanjai
adaka adaka adakathan…

Vethalaiya potendi puthi konjam maruthadi
puthi konjam marayela sakkti konjam eruthuadi

Tuckaruna Tuckaruthan topu tuckaru tukaruthan

mukkaal vaasi nanenjen nanenjan
muzusa naniya naan eppo thuninjen
nanathan naanum irrunthen ninathan vanthu vizhunthen
odi pona thorathi varuthe thorathi patha odividuthe
pulivala naanthan pidichen aiyyayo sikki thavichen
adi palasellam marrakathan pudhusu pudhusu epponaan

Vethalaiya potendi puthi konjam maruthadi
puthi konjam marayela sakkti konjam eruthuadi

aye oocchipotu therika ulla vedi vedika
aathikitu pochi vitumanam thuddika
ratham ratham sudakum pitham pitham thalaierum
sitham sitham thadumarume..

Vethalaiya potendi puthi konjam maruthadi
puthi konjam marayela sakkti konjam eruthuadi

adi summa summa asathum adhu suthi suthi meratum
adi summa summa asathum adhu suthi suthi meratum
adi summa summa asathum adhu suthi suthi meratum
vikkuthadi vikkuthadi enaku eppo vikuthadi
suthuthadi suthuthadi bhoomi yennaku suthuthadi
vikkuthadi vikkuthadi enaku eppo vikuthadi
suthuthadi suthuthadi bhoomi yennaku suthuthadi

Song 3: Sevval Kodi
Singer: Chorus, Vijay Yesudas

Vel Vel
Vel Vel
Sevval Kodi Parakuthada sendu idi idikathada
Velumpadi eruthada velaiya
kaka kaka kakumada noka noka nokumada
parka parka paravumada murugaiya
tamizhanuku mupantham muragan than entha
mupathan engaluku thalaivanthan
ne kattukulla nadamadi kattukula mudisudi
veetukula vantha enga velaya
na pattukula unnavachi padata
na pattukula unnavachi padata
Sevval Kodi Parakuthada sendu idi idikathada
Velumpadi eruthada velaiya
kaka kaka kakumada noka noka nokumada
parka parka paravumada murugaiya

Kandanukku arogara muruganuku arogara kumaranuku arogara
Kandanukku arogara muruganuku arogara kumaranuku arogara

Therukuthu tamilanuku munthalattam
Puli vesham yengalluku pugazhal kootum
veeram than kanthanuku thaipaalu
suranayum sulkedutha namaalu
vedanada vedan evan thanigai mala naden
veranada veran nam Kanthauku peran
adhi tamizhan andavan aanaan
meethi tamizhan adimaikal aanaan
ne kattukulla nadamadi kattukula mudisudi
veetukula vantha enga velaya
na pattukula unnavachi padata
na pattukula unnavachi padata
Sevval Kodi Parakuthada sendu idi idikathada
Velumpadi eruthada velaiya
kaka kaka kakumada noka noka nokumada
parka parka paravumada murugaiya

Manushanthan muruganoda avathaaram
veeramtha thathedutha sivagaram
velkutthi adumpothu veriyeram
velsutthi odumpothu poriyadum
erumalai yeru enga annan azahiparu
arumugam yaru namma nanbanthane kuru
tamizh pesum tamizh kula vilaku
vaetru mozhiyil archanai ethuku
vinnum mannum thadathadaka
katrum puyalum kadakadaka
varan varan malaiyeri vellaiya
velum maiyulum paraparaka
Kadum malaiyum vedavedaka
vara varan varisaiyele murugaya
tamizhanuku mupantham muragan than entha
mupathan engaluku thalaivanthan
ne kattukulla nadamadi kattukula mudisudi
veetukula vantha enga velaya
na pattukula unnavachi padata
na pattukula unnavachi padata
na pattukula unnavachi padata
na pattukula unnavachi padata
Vachi padata

Song 4: Sei Edhavathu Sei
Singer: Neha Basin, Pradeepalla

Sei edhavathu sei sollathathai sei seiyathathai sei
sei kuddathathai sei sudavathi sei edakudam sei
chillai naanchillai naan marukinren ourmullai
sellai uyir kollai ennai oduruva va billa
unnai meithu meithu uyir koithu koithu vidda naan vanden

Sei edhavathu sei sollathathai sei seiyathathai sei
sei kuddathathai sei sudavathi sei edakudam sei

undu erukava
en uyiruku theriyetri
udhathuku nerupetri
basmamakava
kannai erukava
un uruvaukul neerutri
karuvukul verindri kondusellava
senpulamnaipol anpulam serka
unpulam aainthil enpulam muzhga
endru endrume nindru nindru
unnau kondru kondruvidava
chillai naanchillai naan marukinren ourmullai
sellai uyir kollai ennai oduruva va billa
unnai meithu meithu uyir koithu koithu vidda naan vanden

muthedukava
men manjangal kudaisaiya
vanjangal kulirkaya unnai kenjithe
othuzaikava
un kambeeryam thangamel
samsariyam vangamal anbal venguthe
karmanin motcham kamasavedam
andasarasam penin villasam
atra atra ennai pattra pattra
unnai utra utra ariven

Yours Ever ..

Raznok

48 hours to go and Still no signs of reading DSP

2007-11-25T14:33:00.000+05:30

7th Semester has been fun for all of us. From bunking to loitering around .. we have done everything .. The Sensational tour put us off track early and there is not turning back.. From the moment we stepped into 7th semester we totally lost interest in studying .. But i guess the time has come to survive this terrain for the penultimate time.. and one big headed m0nster is ahead of us .. DSP nick named Degree Stopping Paper .. Roughly counting there are 42 hours left and i haven't taken my book .. There are hell lot of formula e and if i ever see Mr. Chevybuchet or what ever be his name ... i swear i am gonna kill him... This might be an interesting topic to discuss and sadly this is an interim post .. Further groaning in the other post

Till then
Sayonora
Deeply in Shit & Poop
Raznok

Marvats Birthday !!

2007-11-10T22:45:00.000+05:30

S.Vijay Krishnan a.k.a Marvats is 21 today and dreams of lot of girls are now slowly blossoming. He has the attained the government approved age and legally he can be eloped , marred ..sorry married off to a beauty woman or still he can enjoy staying single... I thought of using Bachelor instead of 'single' but i stumbled upon a wiki-article that in Victorian ages .. Bachelors were considered happy and ... So i have stopped that 'B' word since then....

It was 1:00 and i was on the way to my friend's room in Chrompet ..( suppose to be known as the den of the needy and the kuddaram of the shelter-less ). Vijay Raja Sano and Vamsee joined me to enter the room in an unusual manner .. Behind the room with occupants acting like a smart-ass but ended up getting bet up by Mr.Terrorist. The Terrorist a.k.a Sano was kicked so hard my magi that he toppled over like a pack of cards ...

Interestingly but rather out of fear we thought of spending the time reading but when we entered the room .. strewn was a bags of sweets and murkku ... As usually we started talkking about diwali and stuff we usually talk to kill the time... We heard the owner of the room Mr.Raghav a.k.a Family Man was on the way to the room and thought of repeating the prank. Everyone landed up in the most oddest parts of the room .. Sano and the birthday boy hid themselves inside a cupboard and Prof scrambled up to the top cupboard and the rest of the gang were forced to hide themselves in the most cleanest and the most misty place in the midst of Chromepet ... The bathroom.. but the whole prank flopped with Mr.Raghav woke the 'sherlock' in him ... and sweared real hard that flipped the birthday boy to fits of laugher...

We studied DSP hard till 7 and people remembered that a person named Vijay a.k.a was suppose to give us a treat... Hungry from morning , i geared up wolf down as much as possible. We headed to Bhats Bhojan in Tambaram and with 10 people in the party we had enough fuel to disturb the family ambiance in Bhats. Manoj started his as-usual child molesting session but the kid was smart enough and quickly called Manoj 'MAMA' that shut him up for the rest of the party....

We had great time and hope Vj had a great time too.. ( In which part of ur house are u in right now..??). We missed the company of Mr.Kaipullai a.k.a Boobu and a special lady Ms.Kallis ..

Regards
Raznok
P.S .. whose birthday is lined up next ... Tomorrow is our Best Friend's birthday Mr.Rice a.k.a Rajesh Of Infosys... So if u are fond of steaming Sambar and other finger-licking stuff .. Contact Raznok @ Rice House

How Cool is it to be a Nocturnal !!!

2007-11-06T05:37:00.000+05:30

It is 5:37 A.M and i have been sitting 8 hours straight moving only for the nature calls and shifting my supporting muscles (you know what) from one side to another. I have been through this numb-bum sessions earlier in my life but altogether for other reasons. Sitting through the night might sound fun for some people for some it might sound crazy.

Some significant things that one nocturnal ( i am proud to call myself one) can achieve :

->Non-stop kadalaai with foreign figures or so-called females who are settled outside India. There are exceptions of a person who can chat with his/her bro/sis .. but that remains as an exception. I happen to talk to a friend in Australia and U.K and they were surprised that i was awake at this time around.. Here is an opportunity that you can significantly show them some options that are generally used.

***People showing gethu---" Normally i sleep around 3 .. it has become a habit"

***People showing them that they are padipu puyal---" I searching net for some info regarding the structure of Paris Hilt... sorry I meant Statue of Paris ... " you see i am bound to make mistakes in the night..

-> Unlimited access to Net for all the good reasons... Good reasons like searching the last statement of Mahatma Gandhiji or the latest preaching of Swami Gabbirananadam on attaining Nirvana ... or how opal mehta got kissed got ....... i am sorry again

-> Accompanied by fellow buddies to prey on the scape-goats...
In our cases the scape goats escape or slumber over the keyboard when the clock strikes 12 and the preying hounds starting drooling minutes later the goats leave.. but few creatures of the night stay to hunt the remaining goats that dare to graze beyond the eternal time zone...

--> Leeches of the Night...
There are people who wake up at 2 or some random time like zombies to download... Few of my buddies like Magi who wakes up to stop his persisting gastronomic troubles leeches his genre of Tamizh movies with exclusive DivX prints ... Boobu a.k.a Aalu insists on safe play... He chooses the mangalagaram time of 5 A.M

Be it for any reason.. I am the one here who leeches hounds and preys on what ever i latch on to... After months i am seeing the dawn , rays of sunshine penetrating the dusty window pane of my room and successfully hitting the owner's eyelids.. The tussle has started .. the battle has begun .. Its either the Blanket or the Sun ..

And the blanket wins ... But thirikadhi li oru twist .. The Winner is the hurled mug with ounces of water clinging on to it the successfully penetrates the ootai and LO .. i am awake again... Gosh .. If only i had College this time around ..

Yours snoring
Razzzznoookkk...

Appleseed - The Ex-Machina is on its way !!!

2007-11-06T00:10:00.000+05:30

Day: 6th November Time: 5:30 pm ... Significant incidents that happened : India had won the match with Mr.Dosa Man , Uthappa finishing things off in style .. End of an Anime Saga.....

A span of 105 minutes that inspired me to post this on my blog: Appleseed

Inspired from the manga by Masamune Shirow and directed by Arakari , Appleseed was CGI (Computer Generated Imagery ) movie that made people believe that reality can be recreated in the small screen. This movie depicts the evolution of a new world with human and a recombinant race of people called the Bioroids . They are androids with lesser emotions or no emotions principally constructed from the DNA of humans.

"Unlike the humans they cant sense or realize the touch of emotion be it love or hatred.... "

2131 AD, Deunan Knute, a young, legendary female soldier and a survivor of the Third World War, which brought Earth to the edge of destruction. With her before-human lover and comrade Briareos, who is now a cyborg, she is brought to Utopian city called Olympus, also inhabited by Bioroids. There, she integrates into the prestigious ESWAT organization to serve as the city's guardian. But what she discovers is not the promised land of peace, but rather a deadlier, more elusive battlefield than before.

Bioroids have a lifespan much shorter than those of humans and their ability to reproduce is suppressed. Gaia , the Bioroid Command unit controls the emotional variance of these Bioroids and keep them safe for the humans and also help humans in each possible way.

When the facilities that were used in the Bioroid's life extension processes are destroyed by a secret faction of the Olympus Regular Army in a terrorist attack as part of its demonstration of fear and hatred for the Bioroids, a crisis which requires immediate resolution is formed, and the Appleseed data is revealed to still exist, even though most thought it destroyed.

Under the surface, Olympus is plagued by conflicting factions. Some believe that Bioroids are a threat to the future advancement of mankind, whilst others believe that humans themselves are the threat. The ultimate question is over everyone's right to life, and whether or not one group deserves life more than the other. At the center of this battle is Appleseed, the data that is able to extend Bioroid life.

Highlights :

-> The reality that these people have achieved is more than laudable. There is a scene where Deunan and Briareos where land on the beach with briareos terribly hurt with more than 15 shells penetrating in Cyborg shell... The ripples on the beach raise and fall with the glint of the moon showering the foam of the sea brilliant white ... A scene that u reconstruct only if you are in your honey moon ...

-> Faster than the Rawalpindi Express .. the graphic content and the pace of the movie hits as hard as the C-4 explosive... You just cant take your eyes of the screen... [All meanings included ... ;-) ]

Sequel : Appleseed Ex-Machina .. A more deadly , more menacing movie, more viciously reconstructed and more loaded than ever... The teaser means business ... The Movie has been released in Japan on 20th of Oct.. but the DVDs hits the stands on 2008.. Now we have an assured gift after all...

But the movie Appleseed wasnt that see to get ... It took me more than a week to find this bad boy .. but still no regrets and the quality.. Its awesome... Briareos would blush if i tickle him on the screen....

Download this beauty

Yours xsily blurred
Raznok ..

P.S : Appleseed 2004 movie available for lending ..
Terms , Conditions and Dakshina applied

Snap Up it !!!

2007-11-03T15:25:00.001+05:30

Today is 3rd November and the time is 3:20 ... and 9 minutes ago , flashes erupted from 6 cameras ... lighting the places brilliant white... it was 311pm and everyone got into the act... snapping up the surroundings from tiny mushrooms to gang of tiny tots cracking there toy diwali guns...

311pm.com has initiated a new concept of sharing photos on a special occasion... Thanks to my friend Babbu , we were informed of this initiative by Sagaro.

Now, its time you took your camera from your dusty camera cover and snap few shots...

Global Warm(n)ing ...

2007-10-27T03:42:00.000+05:30

A Pictures speaks Thousand words.. These speak and mean beyond thousand words..Let's save the earth and minimize polluting our surroundings...

Join hands to stop global warming..

Yours Ever
Raznok

Apple Leopard ..MAC is BACK

2007-10-27T02:38:00.000+05:30

Although it's been down several times in the last few months without new product introductions, we have a sneaking suspicion that we're due for news related to Leopard and possibly iTunes pricing. Who knows, maybe they'll even toss in a "deep red" iPhone while they're at it. So hold tight, the Apple store should be back in a few...

But according to the unofficial Apple Blog TUAW.com , The Apple stores are up and functional which is a happy news.Few speculations that turned this into a big issue was the suspected launch of iphone with 16gb hard disk capacity.

Above all , this was the main reason and no wonder this made people believe it was true...

MAC OS X - Leopard launches on 26-10-07..

With 300 + features , Time Machine is one -An automatic backup built right into Mac OS X. Keeps track off all the data including pics, music and videos...

The Tech-Specs are here :

General requirements

Mac computer with an Intel, PowerPC G5, or PowerPC G4 (867MHz or faster) processor

512MB of memory
DVD drive for installation
9GB of available disk space
Some features require a compatible Internet service provider; fees may apply.
Some features require Apple's .Mac service; fees apply.

Feature-specific requirements

Time Machine requires an additional hard drive (sold separately).

Photo Booth requires an iSight camera (built-in or external), USB video class (UVC) camera, or FireWire DV camcorder; and an Intel or PowerPC G5 processor. Backdrop effects require an Intel Core Duo or faster processor. Backdrop effects when using a DV camcorder require fixed focus, exposure, and white balance.

Boot Camp requires a Mac with an Intel processor and Windows XP Service Pack 2 or Windows Vista (sold separately).

Screen sharing in iChat and in the Finder requires a 128-Kbps Internet connection (300-Kbps recommended).

Front Row requires a Mac with built-in IR and an Apple Remote.

DVD Player requires a 1.6GHz processor or faster for improved de-interlacing.

iChat requirements

Audio chats require a microphone and a 56-Kbps Internet connection.
Video chats require an iSight camera (built-in or external), USB video class (UVC) camera, or FireWire DV camcorder; and 128-Kbps upstream and downstream Internet connection.
Photo Booth and backdrop effects require an Intel Core Duo or faster processor.
Backdrop effects when using a DV camcorder require fixed focus, exposure, and white balance.
Some iChat features offer better performance and quality with higher system capabilities.

Developer tools require 1GB of memory and an additional 3GB of available disk space.

Yours Leopard-hearted
Raznok

Wrong Titlename.CPP

2007-10-26T18:23:00.000+05:30

THE GREATEST MATRIMONIAL ADS EVER!!!

I dedicate this post to one of my best friends namely Ms.Kapathu a.k.a Ms.Scooty rider of the year 2007 a.k.a Kavin Preethi...

Her hobbies include eating,riding and scampering dogs , scout for girls in the matrimony sites .....
For her brother Mr. Ashwin..

Guess , its pack back time and enjoy the on-coming slaughter of English and Logic..

Matrimonial Advertisements

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell Errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : The Blog owner is not responsible if in case you forget your basic grammar after reading this...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar,

I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

If u were from Andhra , she would have definitely left a suicidal note...

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I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?) DSP ???

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.

she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

Why dont you try Castrol Super Bike TX for a smooth ride...

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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.

Dude you get educated first !!!
By the way what's the funda with service ... Do you have a tinkering shop ...
and why one-sister condition ... its always either-or choice...

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person.

Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot.
If u think that is u then why to late come on........hold my hand forever !!!

4-line stub for 3 hour movie ...
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

Are these Serials or what ?? Lucky this guy didnt ask for tamil serial actress ..
The only girl available is 'Selvi'...
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I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast

No jeans .. Bloody Hell!!

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.

Rolling in the floor loughing ...sorry laughing

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Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp

What's his bleeding problem..and then Petromaxxx lightaatha venuma!!!!

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

No-idea=what-so-ever.. please help .. comment section always open..

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

Faruet world ?? spelling mistake

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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father & mother. sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and a parent.

i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Desperate times call for Desperate HouseWives !!!

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom saythat Iam a good guy.

My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.

bye bye.

Emtional Sentiment !!

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iam kanan. i do owo businas. one sistar. he was marred.

No Comments... All Emotion Control

Yours nuptially ... confused
Raznok

Exam Time again!!!! Bloody hell!!

2007-10-22T00:34:00.000+05:30

Exams bring the best, worst hilarious and cranky stuff out of people… Sometimes scaring the ‘Be-Jesus’ out of people … If you can see the average no., of posts chalked down by a college guy u might find 60 % of his posts depict the worst fears about the exams , how to cut an exam and other exam requiems... Here is another one !!!

My 3^rd year was damn interesting since most of the times we were busy loitering the corridors of other colleges instead of ours.... It might be really late to mention the tragedies of my 5^th and 6^th sem exams but few moments were seriously interesting !!!

The 3^rd Engineering students were in for a treat and Anna University didn’t disappoint people.. Thousands of them… Being a Computer Science student we did run into an android …

There exists a machine namely a Turing Machine …

A ‘Turing Machine’ with parameters {stupid₀,Ass-hole who set the paper } which prints question papers that was valid in the year 2001 and some how jumped the time quantum which I don’t know how… Apparently the people co-ordinating the exams weren’t gay about this in anyways… The subject was interestingly the favourite subject for our bunch namely ‘The Graphics and the Multimedia’.

Few exams that were suppose to be pieces of cake got us baked out… A subject that was suppose to drive people that even Computer science was a part of Engineering and it takes the same engineering stuff to build and test run a software package that would build us a bridge or a fashionable Electric Cemetery. But it was a disaster to most of the people. It was rumoured that the paper we received was an emergency paper because of the leak of the paper in SSN College of Engineering… Anyways , We spend half of our college time in that college hanging around… had the greatest fun in our college life and … their Symposia Rock Big Time… so does their Culs… so all means we forgive them this time…

The elective paper gave us enough head rush to destroy the evening plans that day… If some one says that was the emergency paper … the college which leaked that f***ing paper would get some of our mind some time later in this year…

First Phase of Exams:

The Phase of preparation was one kinda of fun … As usual we fooled around the holidays and heard people (The weaker sex ya ha) that all the subjects were a piece of cake … A line like that would destroy the very state of preparation and uproot the basic idea of reading and going thru the subject just to say hai to them… and as if care for that line to spoken or to be heard … With the pages of the days in the Pillayar calendar being ripped off every day we begin to realise that there are a set of 3-hr written stuff that would push us to the next domicile to fool around with superiority and stupidity…

I used to hang around with my friends Dhaadi, Raja and Sathish (better known as Kudi and no one ever denied the origin and existence of that nick-name after they see him) and read for the exams from 20:00 hrs (day before the exam ) to time people around us including HOD and lab assistants remind us to be in the hall to take the exam… Apparently, we are the best last-last microsecond readers ever in the history of our College and we get so drenched in the torrent of the reading that people around us have to literally drag us to exam hall…

Mr.Kudi, a software engineer hired by Cognizant Technology Solutions is an interesting person and if u are with him when the exams are about to bite ur bosom, his chemical and biological compositions of his body gets really excited and brings the best out of him… It might be a naughty little burping that would fill the tubes of the cycles for 10 times. I had to massage him for an hour [01:00 hrs to 02:00 hrs morning with the dew freezing our asses out ] so that he could come back to the mode of reading and physically being conscious. Sometimes he requires an adiabatic change so that it might turn his ‘fire’ on. Few places that would turn on his so-called ‘fire’ of study is the small freaked out ever fluctuating sodium vapour lamp near the Dhaadi’s room… Every time he gets around that lamp he proudly tells us that ‘Mr. Kamarajar’ read under the street lights and we knew why…

Unfortunately, this time around I couldn’t stay in the room to read and interestingly The very Person of educational resource Mr.Dhaadi decided not to turn up to the room since he was spending some quality time around with his other friends… He was having fun reading all the stuff that was printed in the syllabus book annoying each and every member in our group. According to raja he was really enjoyin that and said that they might have involved in Mars bar party...

This time we thought of procuring the books bit earlier than we did last year and hopefully we scamper through one time..

Yours 11^th hour friend

Raznok

Oh Mr.Satan!!!!

2007-10-21T00:28:00.000+05:30

I always get irritated when ever i see a windshield boasts of a Jesus Crucifixion and slogans glorifying Jesus being the knight in shining armor ... but his most famous and ever portrayed 'slogan' had different etymology ...

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “But how?! I lost everything, yet
Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?!”

God chuckles, “Jesus saves.”

Source : Mr. Vichu and Orkut

Yours ever supporting Satan-but-mokka-vaagentha-enna-mo-naangtha..
Raznok

Fill the GAP !!!

2007-10-19T23:44:00.000+05:30

I happened to stumble upon a couple of pics comparing a man's and woman's pattern of shopping for an apparel.

The below pic describes the shopping pattern of a man and a woman getting a 'GAP' apparels ..

This is just an americanized version of females getting a pant . Thankfully people were considerate enough to stop with the Americans ... I think no one has ever tried to plot the surface area covered by an average Indian husband behind his wife carrying the big plastic shoppie bags , spending 100's for stuffing his kids with 5-stars and Mc-Donalds burgers...

On an average, in a year there are 15 Major and minor festivals and out of 15 , 10 festivals require people to buy new clothes , sweets and jewelery.. Taking complex roots and eliminating the unnecessary variables using the Gaussian Elimination ... (At this juncture i thank my math mam Miss Shanti.. sorry Mrs.Shanthi .... an inspiring mam who fine tuned my math skills ...) an average husband loses one-eighth of his salary as loss of pay, one-half of sleep to work it off, and one-tenth of his life after seeing the bill.

Here are few pics that would illustrate the typical behaviour of Indian female shopping pattern

Happing Shopping !!
Yours ever
Raznok

My New Connection !!!

2007-10-19T23:08:00.000+05:30

The title would have sounded interesting but i was talking about my new Unlimited Airtel Broadband connection. Airtel, Pioneer in broadband and Telephone services are trying to provide a complete connection solution that would keep us connected to the world.

My Friend Siddhu the Techie gave an insight of the Airtel future plans of providing the janta a whopping 8 Mbps... That would download an AVI pakka print padum in number-crunching speed of 70 secs or under 2 minutes.. With that speed on , i would rather a see a movie online rather downloading it.. In few years , i guess the word 'Buffering' would lose its luster...

Tata -Indicom is trying to cash in on the broadband market and is offering 2 Mbps connection with 9am - 9pm time slot as the free slot and a limited day usage for 500 per month. But, Few of my friends who applied for the Tata- Indicom broadband a month ago are yet to get the connection. Airtel simply beats their counterparts in the Customer-care section and prompt service. If Tata-Indicom acts like this , then it would be big Tata from the customers.

Other players like Hathway haven't penetrated the whole of the Chennai and they might have an idea of getting into this market as a big player as soon as possible.

It would be time till Mr. Vodafone stepped in this market and killing of the market players with a whack of Idea-that-every-indian-falls-for strategy.

With an unlimted 256 kbps connection, i definitely feel happy and i guess my day got better for different reasons !!!! Let the next year be the Year of Still Cheaper Broadband..

Yours digitally-linked
Raznok

Happy Birthday Dhadi ..

2007-10-17T06:59:00.000+05:30

Day before the first Model exam : October 16 happens to be my friend Dhadi's birthday. It was 6.30 in the evening and most of our gang arrived for the birthday bash. Boobi ,Kudi and Dhadi were playing Cricket 2008 and Magi started ...

Mahesh: O***, When did i ask u to come ..!!
Samba: Machi sorry da.. late idechiu ..

Dhadi was proffering his hand and it was there for 10 seconds till Sano got screwed up and fired up ..

Sano: O*****, dai birthdaya boyya unnaku kaikudhe birthday wish panne da ne sollurra .. and ***************

Rest of his statements cannot be published due to Strong Adult content....

Samba: Sorry da dhadi... happy birthday da dhadi...machi am i late da .. what about the cake and the stuff ...

Magi:Poda dai poda.. Everything .. pinish..

Samba thinking ... 2 guys missing .. Raja and Marvattai... why .. okie .. buyinglu..Samba safe .. assured atleast of a cake piece ..

Then arrived Raja and Marvats .. with all the merchandise ..

Raja: dai .. poda b****** , i spent 200 bucks and vj has spent 65 .. Please
kasu kudungada...

No one responded and everybody's attention was focused on the cake and a lump plastic bag...

Magi and Sano together .. Okie .. Time Out .. Get the stool .. Cut the Cake and no spilling ..
Kudi : Machi .. no thadaving and adiching .. i am damn hungry so i am gonna eat.... Raja takes the surprise package .. a fancy candle stand with a chime...

Dhadi .. kushi... staring really hard at it...The fancy Candle Stand ....

Raja lights the candle stand .. Its pops up and does a fancy stunt...

Everybody Chorus: Happy birthday to u ... ... Raja in the middle .. dai uudhe thola da.. venna...

Dhadi ... Kissing instead of blowing .. Everybody .. o*** blow hard !!!
Dhadi still Caressing .. and all of a sudden sambu steps in .. Dhadi blows hard and the Chime stops working ... !!!

Rest of the content Continued...!!!!

World's Most Expensive Houses!!

2007-10-17T06:22:00.000+05:30

I live in a suburb namely Nanganallur, in Chennai. A peaceful place where every necessary need of a 'Man' is in abundance .. u know what i mean .. From Water to Girls .. its there.. Currently, a 'ground' costs around 45-50 lakhs around here and its takes over 10 years for an average software professional to procure this property.

Now, here are some baddie boys that would take 1000 software professionals to work for 10 years to get around 20 % of the total cost. It would take Our Chief Minister another 5 year tenure plus another Ramsethu Samudram project to get around this piece of hot property. It would take a million Pay-Per-Post bloggers to payback this amount working their asses off for a year....

$100 million
Tranquility
Lake Tahoe, Nev.

The main house has 20,000 square feet of living space, is modeled after a northern European mountain home and has a 3,500-bottle wine cellar.

$125 million
Maison de L'Amitie
Palm Beach, Fla.

With the refurbished version--complete with ballroom, conservatory and 475 feet of oceanfront--Trump is confident the property will move.

$125 million
Maison de L'Amitie
Palm Beach, Fla.

In 2004, Donald Trump bought former health care executive Abe Gosman's palace, Maison de L'Amitie, center, at a bankruptcy auction for $41.25 million.

Yours numerically puzzled..
Raznok

Let's Get started!!!

2007-09-17T20:54:00.000+05:30

In the Land of the Blind, The One-Eyed is the King
Off late,I have been desperately thinking of posting something in my blog.. make it alive ..This topic might turn few heads around or it might crick some necks in case ... for the past 2 weeks we( the gang .. especially the 6 of us..) have been increasing our crime rate by different deeds and now i am making a valiant effort to burst the bubble of scolding and enter into the realm of real terror .. like suspension ... See desperate times calls for desperate measures...

So the topic that would invite me to the "Office" would be a topic on our College girls .. especially the juniors....

In my first year, i was a person straight from the orchards of nanganallur, having no knowledge of.. Whatever .. Few people enlightened this poor mortal. There were things .. particularly one thing that i learnt the day i stepped into my class.. but damn my luck .. Raja made his presence felt the day i learnt new stuff ... :-) Coming to the topic .. The Hounds started to prey around.. all we found were the oldies .. My final Years and our immediate seniors.. Our seniors were terribly disappointed and cursed their luck..

As i stepped into my second year .. We hardly noticed people around us .. because we weren't in our college itself .. we were busy looking at girls from other colleges.. Girls at the MC desk, girls coming to that college girls organizing the events.. We always made our presence felt becoz we hardly lost ... ;-) Rest of the days in my college were miserable ... nothing new and again we had to restore our focus on our seniors...

Third year was as miserable as the rest of the years in my college .. We lost hope .. Besides my college is not known for Females and their eternal beauty... My college has been flea bitten ever since the first stone has been placed in that Rudra bhoomi (Contact Mr.Magi for the reason) ...

Then came the final year and Strange things happened.... We recorded 2 weeks of attendance in our college register.We attended a tech-meet for 2 weeks, we started to celebrate our friend's birthdays by eating the cake...
I sensed something was changing and something wrong... Either we were going down the hill or something unexpected was on the way....The day our first students stepped in ... i knew why.... Finally ... in my last year there were few people other than the existing so-called females .. i have been bounded Externally & Internally by my juniors and i dont know why...

This might be a reason that would make us come to the college again and again but sadly we are spending too much time in our lab doing exercises... I heavily bank on my English mam to formerly introduce us in the time to
come and i hope we make the best out of it...

Yours officially
Raznok

This is a Self-sponsored and Self-destructive post...

Ramayana 3392 AD by Virgin Comics

2007-09-11T13:51:00.000+05:30

In the Land of the Blind, The One-Eyed is the King

Listening to stories has always been my favorite past times, be it Ramayana or Mahabharata, I fervently listened to them... Every time the story ends , my imagination starts to blossom. I still remember the time i used the 'Thodappa Kuchis' as my arrows and mango tree branches as my bow....

Mr.Ramanand Sagar bravely reconstructed the most powerful yet soft Mythological Epics in small screen much to the awe of people in mid 90's. People slapped the cheeks when ever they saw the dummy 'GOD' on the screen. That was a success at that time.

B.R Films , made a brilliant portray of the epic 'Mahabharata' with characters playing as if they were time-shifted from the Original Time Line...

I always thought of Rama using a plasma Gun to destroy the Evil yet Powerful Ravana .. Mr.Lux slaughtering Indrajit with a rocket launcher.. All these thoughts have been realized thanks to Virgin Comics.

Here are few photos from the gallery of Virgin Comics

Virgin Comics are releasing more Comics related to Indian Mythology .
One being Devi and most venomous being Sadhu and Virulents...

Yours Mythically
Raznok

Mark Me Red!!!

2007-08-17T20:28:00.000+05:30

Few advertisements makes u think, few makes drive u crazy , few makes u throw up.... But this one has made me think,laugh and dumb-struck .. all at once...

Some serious and cool thinking has made this ad a memorable one....

Check it out....

Profusely confused and amazed
Raznok...

In the Land of the Blind , The One-Eyed is the King...

Strange that South Indian Cinemas never run out of Clowns

2007-08-10T22:12:00.000+05:30

South Indian cinemas are known both for the content and the comedy. Most of the times it the unexpected and the most bizarre shots that buckle up the people watching the movie. Be it from the fight sequence to a romantic duet.. We guys rock....

This video clip shows how Dr.Rajkumar , the Czar of the Kannada cinema singing love me or hate me....

Thanks to Sriram... A fellow SSVian...

Severely razzed by local Beverly pals
Raznok

Mozilla Add-ons

2007-08-10T11:00:00.000+05:30

God !!! i have finally made it.. A post that is remotely related to something .. wait for it a 'TECHNICAL' Post....

I always wanted to write a post on Mozilla Fire-fox. My friend Mr.Barbi a.k.a Bharatwai happened to meet the person who happen to be in the project that developed the first version of
'Mozilla Fire-fox'.

Few add-ons that are useful:

ScribeFire : ScribeFire (previously Performancing for Firefox) is a full-featured blog editor that integrates with your browser and lets you easily post to your blog. You can drag and drop formatted text from pages you are browsing, take notes, and post to your blog.

Get this Add-on here : Scribefire

Pimpfish: A great video plus image grabber. This add-on is useful both for Internet Explorer and Mozilla fire-fox. After installing the plug-in on your right click tab you would get an option of grabbing the pictures that are in the current page.

Get this Add-on here: Pimpfish

Firebug: A very popular plug-in where you can identitfy and tweak the script of a selected web-page. A very useful plug-in for bloggers to identify the tags in the template code.

Get this Add-on here: Firebug

To know more about Mozilla plug-ins and creating your own plugin , visit The Mozilla Development Centre.

Technologically yours
Raznok

BigAdda AD ... A Tribute to Friendship

2007-08-09T21:48:00.000+05:30

Some things in life cant be explained easily. The most easiest example being the love but no one ever thinks about friendship as the toughest thing be'coz people take it for granted...

Lot of Ads have inspired me .. Not that i am a member of the most craziest AD-ZAP team in town -' Enna Kodhuma Saravanan'. but this ad in particular has rubbed the non-existing emotional self of me... The human side of me that most of my fellow friends deny...

Thanks to my college firewall Youtube is screened...but ...
Jump the Aszzes

Dedicated To all my friends...

Salaam to BigAdda

Download this ad...

Slightly emotionally disturbed

Raznok

Janta Around Me - Part Two

2007-07-26T21:55:00.000+05:30

Janta around me part -2

Friends, a life stimulant for ever … a fragrance that never wears off and writing about them makes me more close to them…

Enough of ‘Maheshism’ and let’s get back to Ondepuli’s style of blood , gore and the darkest secrets they possess .. But not this time… the ‘Maheshism’ overrides the Dark lord …

Sid a.k.a Shaggy a.k.a Ranzou…

Siddharth SR, a gaming freak with an intensity that he had to change his stick … sorry joystick once in very month. Not this quality has brought me close to this pal but his cool approach towards the people that I liked the most. Known for weird hairy-do’s that make girls swoon at the very sight… just like me he spends money like water and we sit down grumbling about not having money in the end of the month. Thanks to few ‘Nr’ds, he was generous enough to give them domains and nominally charging them…. Has a really cool sister Aishwarya (akka) and cooler athimbare… He shares a great sister-brother relationship and every time he tells about the encounters where he got beaten up by her sister, we crack up… Especially the time when he ended by drawing Complex – wiring diagrams in her EEE record for 4 hours … we ended up screaming out… His Personal interests include Cooking, shopping for 5 hours with his sister for a single Sari and missing College bus …

Santhosh kumar a.k.a Bottle a.k.a Sano…

A simple guy with brilliant programming skills and all the looks that he wears suggest that he is the most silent and obedient man ever in the room but deep inside this guy is a dynamite-in-small-package. Known for silent and crazy ‘Sillimeshum’ that has the most damaging impact but never reveals the ‘Detonator ‘… An aspiring CAT student and a walking ‘Tamizh-movie & Songs’ Database.

Prasiddha a.k.a Nashi a.k.a 15000 a.k.a ‘Thavalai’….

The day I saw her in my college … I knew the moment that there is something unique about her…. I still remember the first time I spoke to her… it was in the chemistry lab and I asked her whether she was the sister of Prasanna with whom I had played cricket as a kid. She said in one word ...’Yes’ and pondering she asked how I knew him… that is how it started… Again it was in the second semester we got ourselves in the Humanities and Science Ad-Zap team. We had similar interests … we both liked Advertisements and the brains behind the Ads… it was a fun time… we knew nothing about Ad-zap and we clapped when ever we got an idea…

Time flew, it was 4^th semester… The semester that I still remember … torn Ligament, more failures in other colleges… Heated tussles between the Boyz and Galz gang … (Now named as “The Gang”)… a loss in a conservative college triggered war symptoms… separating both the gangs… Yet she was as friendly as before…. Even with the mad craze, my instincts caved in when ever I spoke to her…. Unfortunately… very unfortunately the whole heat was diverted and I made the most stupid mistake in my life… Still I can’t forgive myself…..

Time progressed … and then came the ‘TOUR’… it was the time when differences took the beating, understanding acted as the breeze… Little did we realise that the gap was closing in … we got closer and more responsible … This little Genius and her Brother planned what they thought was ‘the impossible event’. Difficulties propped in and we acted similarly… We took charge and made problems vanish… All the pain that we undertook was shared and enjoyed… With more pain and problems our endurance and Friendship got stronger. It was the return journey … we realised that it would be the last tour together … as students … as free birds… The night , we settled down and started to speak as if we would never meet again …. Several events were happening …. The ‘product’ was erecting a ‘Thota Tharani’ set in ‘Thapaanavan’ hand, Ms. Kapathu who asked us to wake her up by 4 AM, never moved an inch even with a tripled effort of me , Prasi and Sid…. We talked, we talked …. Sleep never crept in the way…. We were the train ghosts… laughing in the middle of the night, screaming and playing cards….

That night I realised how cool she was … and how Friendship mattered to her…. It was a night of mixed emotions… I thought I had wasted 3 years and I think she would have thought about this thing in the same way….

Ms.Prasi had the opportunity to learn dance’lu’ and singinglu. She has been very secretive about her singing skills … All we have heard her sing was the song from ‘Kakka Kakka’ … ‘Ennai Konkam Matre’ … After that song we had changed her decision … never let her sing…. Was kidding…. Has an interest towards the Zoology… When ever I talk about Lizards and Cockroaches, you should see her bubbling interest towards those interesting creatures…. An Aspiring GRE student and if u ask her if she wants to buy a Sari … she would probably wait till August of 8^th … According to her, The world ends and begins on August of 8^th… Her interests include riding scooty at 80 kmm/hr (KMM == Kilo milli meter), shopping in Jhill Mill for 4 hours to buy matching bangles… Currently she holds the record of procuring the most fascinating irking shapes of bangles and most number of bangles. Shapes include amoeboid, square and so complex – 3D shaped entity that even our beloved sir Mr. Mahendran couldn’t explain it. According to sources, it has been the inspiration for him to do the PhD, a multi-million project that would decipher the shape….

This miss is showing immense interest in blogging and accidentally her blog name was out… it was www.’ABB’solutelyprasi.blogspot.com’. According to sources, the numerology consultation was taken up by an Expert from ‘Coimbatore’. Fun fact alert, the expert is doing is Mechanical Engineering in …. This was the amount of info. that I could gather….

Even though I enjoy stretching her emotional and anger quotient, her charm and ‘Simplicity’ make me think how good she is… Hope our bond isn’t buried in the sands of time….

For the previous post on Magi, Raja , Babbu a.k.a Ramanujam , Boobu , Dhadi and Vj(Marvats) Janta Around Me - Part One --click here...

Yours Ever Blaring

Raznok

In the World of Blind , The One-Eyed is the King

Tour -O- Tour .... Off We Go

2007-06-21T16:22:00.000+05:30

LOAD -O- LOADee

21-06-07 The D-Day ….

This day may mark as an important day in the Prisoner’s diary of Sri Sai Ram Engineering College students of CSE Department.

Our tour schedule is likely to extend till 1^st of July. This trip might stay in our brains till they rot with few lines of redundant ‘C’ code still existent…

Places we are Visiting:

Agra – Sikandera , Agra Fort and The Taj Mahal (without this I would kill myself)

Delhi: - Lotus Temple (I might my shorts to this place even with dogs running around me…), Raj Ghat , Qutab Minar, India Gate , Birla Mandir and Indira Gandhi Museum.

Manali : - Rothang Pass ( God please let the place drip with snow flakes), Solang Valley and the Hadimba Temple.

Shimla: - Jakhu Temple and Mall Visit and Kufri visit.

Well , the choice was obvious ....

I would be posting my travelogue as soon as it is possible.

Sivaji - The Preview

2007-06-21T16:09:00.000+05:30

First of all to start with, This movie is the first movie review that this blog has ever posted besides the imaginary movie reviews that impressed the CTS HR guy…

15-06-2007 Morning: 09:12 hrs

I happen to get out of my sombre really quickly with Thalaivar’s movie in my mind… The imagination of Thalaivar’s moves, the style made me goes back to sleep again but the real interruption was that of friend’s phone call that of G.Mahesh Subramanian’s. A blessed soul who happened to get the First Day First Show ticket despite booking the ticket later than me… Thanks to Mr.Thirumal who got them tickets. Deepz and Mahesh came to my house by 9:30 and we left for the First Show to reach by 10:15 AM.

Man O Man… The Road was thick with people, expecting the unexpected from Thalaivar.

15-06-07 13:45 Hrs

45 minutes to go… 400 strong-crowd were strolling around the gate of The Vetrivelan Theatre (enga Theatre Gettthu) for the gates to open. The Formalities of Thalaivar’s Padum started with 4 Packets of Arogya Pal being sprayed on the Thalaivar’s 10 Feet Cut-Out followed by a 1000 wala and a Coconut. Starting of a movie auspiciously always is a turn on for the fans. Even Uncles (mama’s) lathi charge could stop the enthusiasm of the fans.

The Matinee show started by 3:15 pm which was unusually late.

The Game starts now….

The Rush in 'Enga Area ' Theater

15-06-07 15:15 Hrs

The ‘SUPER STAR’ tag line hit the screen and we went frenzy. This time, there was no LED type SUPER STAR tag line sadly.

The Screening of the Title was astonishingly different. It bore the old Tamizh Movie kinda of Font then a massive explosion of Graphics to a stylish slick metal blue Sexy ‘Sivaji’ The Boss tag.

The next shock from the defibrillator came. That gave an impression of how Shankar had twisted his plot. The Movie started with a prisoner being taken into the jail with his face covered. Slowly the prisoner was taken in and was put in his room. After a few questions from the neighbour on his arrival and a series of ‘no’ as answers the prisoner turned to his Fans. That was the arrival that was the moment when Super star laughed and entered the scene. Couldn’t be more dramatic. That was the time I almost lost my voice… This type of introduction was never ever seen before... in any kind of Rajni movie… The Flash-back was the arrival of Sivaji to Chennai from New-York. Vivek started his Charisma right where he left it in ‘Anniyan’. On the arrival, Vivek starts his so-called mama Vellai with bunch of babes for Sivaji to marry. As usual Sivaji insists for a Tamizh girl with all the rubbish acharam and stuff and from the next day they scout for ‘Mami’s ‘in temples. Sivaji throws a party revealing his 25 year dream of building a University that would impart free education, Hospitals that would treat people freely and industries that would employ 1000’s of people much to derision of Mr. Adhi (Suman) who happens to be a leading business man. The ‘Balley Lakaa’ song starts shortly after the party reminding Sivaji of Tamizh girls. The song has been extravagantly shot with ‘typical’ Shankar kind of stuff hanging around the settings… The Clay ‘Kala Madoo’ and people coloured from head to toe either in yellow or red… The scenery was stunning and fields looked so damn green that I thought whether Mr.Photoshop effects were in play. Nayanthara looked incredibly stunning and thanks to Mr.Simbu for leaving here alone.

The introduction of Shreya as ‘Tamizhselvi’ was reminded me about the Soft-focus option in Picasa. It was good… just like a normal tamizh movie… A frame of each physical dimension of the heroine … her foot her lips and etc., Instantaneously Rajni shows interest towards her and decides that she must be his life partner.

Sivaji decides to move on with his project and decides to take help of Adhi. But Adhi in turn refuses to help him since he was making the education thing as his business and asks Sivaji to start some other business like Real Estate. Sivaji turns down his offer and decides to get the approval on his own. People refuse to sanction his project despite his stubborn stand on the rules and regulations.

After being flung from Pillar to Post, Sivaji resigns to the Blood-suckers and bribe them accordingly to start his construction.

Mr. Adhi plays the monkey and throws the spanner in the construction work. Mean-while Sivaji acts as the lover boy and tries to win the heart of Tamizhselvi. The scene where he eats a plate full of chillies and dashing away to the restroom to vomit the stuff was really funny and reminded me of the young Rajni with the Pambu Comedy. Eventually Tamizhselvi falls in love with Sivaji and their love affair starts. The ‘Vaaji Vaaji Sivaji’ song started and put people around in the state of drool. The settings were like never-seen-before things. Thota Tharani yet again proved his mettle. It was a ‘Roman Emperor’ kinda of set up with tall pillars resembling the interiors of Catholic Churches. The Costumes couldn’t be more extravagant. Shreya looked like a princess with a tan that could throw people off the seat.

Adhi obstructs the construction again and asks the minister to involve. The minister instructs his officers to pull down the Sivaji University. Sivaji is furious and hapless as before and approaches the Minister. He asks him to remove the orders on the Construction and the minister asks a bribe of 50 Crores to settle the issue.

Sivaji pledges his house and every asset that he has and makes up the 50 Crores. The Construction starts again and the love-affair again starts. Shreya has an issue of Sivaji being black and Sivaji starts a fresh set of antics and tries to turn his skin to a fairer complexion. The whole procedure of him turning into a fairer Sivaji was rib-tickling… Applying the entire ‘fair and lovely’ tube(s) from top to toe, settling himself in the Salts from Dead Sea was very funny. Then started the ‘Most Awaited Song ‘of the movie … ‘Oru Kudhai Sunlight ‘. I still remember drooling with Shreya in that outfit. Thalaivar was stunning and looks like the GFX team has done a stunning effort of that complexion thing.

Just after the song comes the twist in the ‘Therie Kadhai’. The Current ministry is taken out and is replaced by a faithful dog of Mr Adhi. Immediately the Construction work is stopped again and again Sivaji is made to run from pillar to post.

By the twist of events Sivaji loses the entire property and the whole construction is stopped. Adhi mocks Sivaji on losing the case and the entire money in this plot and asks Sivaji to beg in a polished way by giving a One Rupee coin.

The Further story unfolds with Sivaji uses the one-rupee to win back the entire money and fulfil his 25-year old dream.

Things Noticed:

The ‘Adhiradi Kalam’ was a knock off the entire final scene of the Quentin Tarantino’s ‘Once upon a time in Mexico’ and a part of ‘Desperado’. Shreya looked like a damsel and in the ‘Adhiradi Kalam’ looked just like ‘Salma Hayek’.

Vivek’s performance was laudable. His romantic and fighting skills were the only things that weren’t enlisted in this movie. Suman as Adhi carved his own niche and soft-spoken volcanism might trigger a new genre of Villains.

Last but not the least, A pure entertainer for Thalaivar’s fans and looks like a movie that would stick on to the screen as long as the glory dies down.

Yuvan and Srikanth Deva feat Celine Dion in Titanic Remix

2007-06-04T01:56:00.000+05:30

Imagine the Love Anthem being remixed with local street music... Couldn't get more pulverizing than this ... Check this baby out..

Just Click here to get the audio track...
Vazga Tamizh, Vazga Kuthu...

Yours kuthukingly
Raznok

Check it out ... Sivaji The Boss Trailer...

2007-06-03T22:35:00.000+05:30

The most awaited movie's trailer is here ..

The Game begins now.........

To download the trailer just click here to jump off the seat...

Here is a Bachelor in service for Thalaivar.....

Janta around me...

2007-04-26T22:10:00.000+05:30

Its been a long time that I posted and a longer time I dedicated a post to my friends … This is officially to the people who made my life bit easy , bit tough ,a lot happy ,a bit sad and finally made me what I am rite now…

People under the scanner: (alphabetically confused)

G.Mahesh Subramanian a.k.a Magi
K.Raja a.k.a Thapaanavan
K.Boopathi a.k.a Boobu a.k.a Thereyadaee...
P.Ramanujam a.k.a Babbu
S.Vijay Krishnan a.k.a Marvats
J.Sathish a.k.a Kudi
N.Sadesh Kumar a.k.a Dhaadi

G.Mahesh Subramanian a.k.a Magi (Couldn’t find a more amusing pic...)

One of my best friends and coolest too… The head of our Cultural gang and a guy whom everybody would love to befriend. Can’t beat him kalasifying and stuff but once he gets into the mokka podum league u wouldn’t wonder if you are bleeding from ur ear…

To add spice to this post, we would like to add his excerpts…and of course mine about him…

First, He is one person who doesn’t believe in marrying and girls around him except his loving mom and Big Sister… likes old tamizh songs and is crazy about Kamalini… (Interesting)… Strong believer of God and is really generous in seeking the god’s blessings… Has the highest E.Q in Selayiur… By the way E.Q is not the Vijay TV’s program but E.Q is Emotional Quotient…

Predictions by the Holy seer a.k.a Raznok:

First in our set to marry a girl who is a perfect tamizh girl, mami in str… sorry what ever it is (not that mami ….) ,gonna head his team in 3 years in CTS … (hmmm)… Next Cheran in the making … might direct a family based movie… Hopefully we guys would be doing some acting… might buy an answering machine instead of his mobile …

K.Raja a.k.a Thapaanavan

One of the most interesting guys in my group. Just can’t predict him sometimes looks and answers like a geek sometimes acts weirdly …

A person who likes to know a lot of things and a born genius in understanding the girl’s behaviour… Great taste in the gals section … His girl-friend temporarily blinded us… and for the whole day we forgot how a girl looks like... Such is his taste… According to AC-Nielsen census half of the Tamizh Nadu’s girls are his G.F’s … One of the fastest and best guessers ever… After S.Vinod of SSN Engineering College … one of our closest friends…

Predications by the Holy seer:

One of the few geni(ass) to get into a Good B-school… His credit in his degree is gonna to take him to new heights… Might get lot of proposals from different corners *** (proposal scheme not restricted to what ever blank that would basically betray the secret)…

K.Boopathi a.k.a Boobu a.k.a Thereyadaee...

One of the Craziest and Fastest dancer in town after Bhagayaraj ..(Was kidding)... Professional and an elegant dancer. A Person who is really frank and doesn’t back-stab others. When it comes to business he is the man to look out… Really dedicated …

But strangely this man is affected by caustic-syllabosis, a variation of a strange disorder originated from his body when a part-time disease called ‘Chicken-guniya’ tickled his bal…. sorry Body… symptoms being completion of the syllabus before the exam date when people around doesn’t know the chapters in the book…. As a tribute to his tamizh ‘miss’ he dedicated a word on-her-behalf namely the Thereyadaee...… Currently placed in Wipro he was honoured by his colleagues by sporting hair neck length only…. Strange…

Pre’dic’tions by the holy seer:

By sudden affliction of Cupid, and thanks to Wipro’s dating allowance Boobu would fall in love with a beautiful female , but an elderly female …. Probably his team lead…

Some stats of Goats around the Chromepet…. Not that the Genes of goats have been altered or a Genome level Production … It is just that Mr.Boobu has ceased to stop eating N.V and has turned into a Pure Vegetarian since he joined the prestigious Company and a beautiful female entered his life… In the years to come you might see a different Boobu as he would be sporting a Jimi Hendrix hair style thanks to Mr. Swaminathan a.k.a Sambu and his wonderous “MOO-VANEDER” thailam^tm… This blog is not authorized to post the composition of the product as it is patented product…

P.Ramanujam a.k.a Babbu

This is innocent-looking guy happens to be my Quiz-partner. An ‘A’ Class blogger who might do anything to increase his blog traffic. Interestingly, He has a strange attraction towards a college situated in Sri-Perambadur. As a dedication to Mr.Ramanujamp Google dedicated 3 tags to him… The search tag would redirect to his blog… Unfortunately, the author of this blog forgot the college’s name and the tags….

To the list of universally unfathomable Mathematical problems, there was a recent problem that was added… Named as the Genesis of God’s Algorithm II, People around this human were unable to decipher his mark scoring abilities in spite his incessant denials.

After a detailed study integrated with tints from Discrete Mathematics combined with a Context-Free-Grammar parsed with a SLR Parser after finding the first and the follow, we concluded that the guy was bluffing…..

Interesting this man has got an offer for Hollywood and the role being ‘Jamp’ in ‘X-Men’ – The Last Fingers ….

Predictions by the Holy Seer:

In few years, Ramanujam would embrace divinity and might become the Next Seer in Ahobila Mutt. Being a Great Seer, Ramanujam would become the greatest philanthropist in Mambalam by donating the entire income coming thru his blog. The Next ‘Barry Badrinath’ in the making and might represent ‘

India

’ in the up-coming Beer-fest.

S.Vijay Krishnan a.k.a Marvats

A smart guy who once topped his school from L.K.G till 5^th when his close friend beat him by 5 marks to end reign of brilliance. That defeat has permanently made Marvats turn to a perfect student, enjoying and basking in the glory of naughty mischievousness and bliss of ignorance that makes our clan proud. Really likes his chemistry mam churning out a new reaction every time he irritates her… absolute chemistry to be proud off… One of the best Cric quizzers ever known to me and when it comes to answering a question you would see the real glow in him and the Absolute tranquillity that mesmerises his partner … A Palghat Iyer with unbelievable hospitality much to the denial of our friend and a fellow Palghat man.

Predications by the Holy Seer:

Apart being placed in Caritor Inc., Mr.Vijay Krishnan would practise Indian Variation of Counter Voodoo or Counter Suoode as his part-time job, thanks to Mr.Balaera’s divination and modes of Saabam…

Recent achievements of Mr.Balaera were the case against Richard Gere for the kissing issue and the knee injury to Mr.Grame Smith of South Africa in the knee. These achievements have earned him a place in Kabaddi team of Sairam’s CSE Department. So, u can evaluate the power and radiance of VJ to counter balaera’s saabams…

J.Sathish a.k.a Kudi

Basically, the man in the picture is a child with lot of facial hair and lots more…No No this is getting too abasam… A nice to be with and spend time laughing ur ass out… One of the best animators in our group and second best in biking …. Unfortunately the first spot was lost to the author of this blog due to his skill of driving TVS- 50 at 60 km/hr … His Birth-date has a significant mathematical synopsis …. On adding the digits of his birth-date “16/9/1987” we get 49 which is the square of no… ‘7’ … an unlucky no., The No., of Satan …. To add a divinity in his life, A Girl entered his life making a whole ‘8’… After that Kudi’s life was full of ‘8’… Every thing was ‘8’… it was 8 days in a week for him… His favourite song was ‘8’ kullay oru no., sollu… His Favourite software became Flash 8.0 …. His presence of mind and sense of speech at all time earned him his nick name ‘Kudi’… A great dancer and often surprises people with his change of make-up. A recent make-up change for a variety show frightened our Mam’s 4 year old kid and fortunately this mishap was masked when one of our teachers try to divert the kid by smiling there by making the kid swoon temporarily….

Predictions by the Holy Seer:

His secret love desire would definitely blossom and make him the happiest man in the world. Would publish a book based on philosophy and life without love which would be a page-turner inspiring people to love …. Would become the kindest person in the world and a male that every female would desire to be with….

Disclaimer: The Author of this blog suffers from sporadic-Amnesia and the content in this blog may not be true in specific cases. Females reading this section of the blog might require an adult monitoring and mental inspection…

N.Sadesh Kumar a.k.a Dhaadi

A guy from trichy with exceptional comp and programming skills. An efficient programmer who shares a yahoo id with a friend minimising content and revolutionizing Web Services. Apart from the technical skills, his interpersonal skills are exceptional…. Has unbelievable span of patience when it comes to eating and would wait for his friend to share his meal… If u guys need to know what is best in which hotel … he will be the best resource guy u can ever get… Many Companies are about to unravel an impossibility in human metabolism … a magic drug that would make men feel proud… Companies like Pfizer and Schneider inc., were surprised by the tests and said that the subject must definitely be an ape… A strange metabolic rate found only in primates like mountain ape and gorilla was found in Mr. Sadesh Kumar. It was his growth of his facial hair. Mr. Sadesh kumar would be the next-model for the New Wild Version of Gillette Series Shave Gel and Razor… beating Mr. Sibbu Soren and Vijay Mallaya… His Love interests have been even wilder and looks like there has been enough ‘Room’ for him to expand his love-space…

Predictions by the holy-seer

Mr.Sadesh Kumar as a professional genius would tie a knot to an IIM – Graduate after intense love tangle from both ends. After this acci… or action-packed decision , Mr Sadesh Kumar would quit eating solid food resorting to Liquid food like Fresh Juices making him the most ‘Attacking’ corporate… Would be the only person in our group after Mahesh, Ramanujam, Marvats, Kudi, Santhosh, Cibi, Raja and Boobu who would strive to code for his company.

********************************* End of the Part One ….

Salaam to these people who made my life happy and jaunty …. Urs ever Blarinn..

Raznok

COUNTER -STRIKE INDIAN VERSION

2007-01-10T21:20:00.000+05:30

This happens to be the most played Comp-game ever in the world with a patronage of millions of people from 6 years to corporate people. Recent releases like Source had treated the people around but to add masala The Valve Inc., with collaboration of Kollywood stars have released an Indiaized version namely the Vikram Version.. Looks like they a great business plan of selling a lot .. ideally in their name too..

The Indiaized version is similar to the main game with Counter- Terrorists and The Terrorists. But the Captain of Kollywood, Vijaykanth disagreed with the words used like ‘terrorists’. After persuasion and some English rushed on to his honored brain, he did agreed half-heartedly .But he strictly warned that the terrorist’s team should at least have a ‘PAKISTANI’ team with the leader having a name Mohammed. The Counter-terrorists Teams looked like

KAKKA’s kaka team with Anbu as the Commander-in-chief. Unfortunately, his faithful sidekick Srikanth had some other commitments. When interviewed, he humbly turned down the offer because he had to complete his medical course at Stanford Univ., When asked about his favorite tune that he would pick up at any given time… at a flash he said ‘ Any song by Elton john ‘ .. Sounds like a gay tune... sorry happy tune… The other team members would be intact with Mr. Lollu Sabha Manohar. The team required a stealth CT with swift movements of hands. Hope Manohar would be ‘handy’ enough.

For the first time in history of Counter-strike, There is a new all women’s team headed by Ms.Vijayashanti I.P.S and the team consisting of Gautami, white wigged Lakshmi. But the selection team was running out of options and they were desperately looking out for female counterparts. After rigorous screening tests ,Ms Paarvai Munnimamma was chosen from a sleazy list of candidates. Ms Munnimamma came ahead of Shreya reddy who was the finalist. Poor female lost out in the votes section. When asked the reason, she blamed the HUTCH network for charging each message a Rupee… Sherya bludgeoned on and asked for what the messages were charged... Hutch had a Festive season for World’s Bitch day… No wonder, the network is going to dogs …

Last But Not the least … To cap it all, the captain Team led Mr. Captain A.k.a Vijaykanth. The Other comrades were T.R.Rajendren, Perarasu and P.Vasu. To select this team as default requires lot of skill and lot of kills. But the enthusiastic patrons broke thru the game’s console and started exploiting a snag. After hours of analytic decryption, the Cheat code was “ENNA KODUMA SARAVANAN” with Mr.Prabhu being the special guest giving the pass in his style. Eventually playing with this team as a default team requires high end graphic card and a special in-built Sound card with electronic dialogue match…

The things to look out for …

Captain’s way of defusing the bomb. The bomb is defused using a sound analyzer with captain singing ‘Seerrum Vadanmena ‘and T.R simultaneously talking and drumming to the tune.

Non Evasive action has been highlighted in this game with 360 degree kicks as an additional feature. One of the saddest exclusions in the game was the bombs used .instead, natural and human generated gases permitted.

Watch for the next posts on Terrorists.

Yours strikingly

Dogastray …

Copyrights 2007 Valve Inc...In Collaboration with Raznok Technologies.

The Week That Was'nt

2007-01-05T19:58:00.000+05:30

2007 has arrived… Quite with a bang... The week was a bling and let’s check what’s new in 2007.

Down the Drain:

Adlabs loses 1000 points in SENSEX due to SRK’s loo problem. Adlabs lost 1000 points on rally due to a constipation problem of SRK (Shah Rukh Khan). Adlabs owned by Anil Ambani signed a 35 Crore deal with SRK for the year 2007 and the contract is 5 days in a year. The first day was called off as SRK spent 15 minutes in a Custom made Loo and shoot was further postponed due to emissions of H₂S and the spokesperson for SRK denied this allegation…

It seems Adlabs lost 2, 50,000 for 15 minutes. SRK was given a dash of coconut water and The Big B called him for some suggestions on Constipation. Think Big B is really responsible.

The Officials of Star Entertainment have called experts from Chennai on how to control the urge.
The Students from Sai Ram Engineering of Cse Dept were immediately contacted and the expert opinions were noted down. The expert’s names were blocked down due to security reasons.

According to the grape vine, a big electronic transfer was done, but one of the experts preferred a year’s pass to Mayajaal and Fuel Platinum Card to Satyam and an unlimited food token to undisclosed place in Chennai (Ganesh Mess). Looks like Adlabs is gonna a sign contract for that too.. Hope that is less than SRK’s Deal …

Looks like SRK is in a puddle of shit.

Chennai Reptile-massacre:

This week’s crime report special... CNM special (Cumenati aNd Mullamarri) unraveled a massacre in the sub-urbs of Chennai. 6 skeletons of lizards were found inside a LG Joymax TV. Mr. X a.k.a ondepuli was caught and apprehended. The suspect was found guilty and was presented before P.E.T.A officials. The Commission headed by Dr.Arul Prakash..R a.k.a Urul and other officials slated the date of investigation to 21.2.2006. Being a Pure Vegetarian, Dr.Arul said that it was the saddest day in his life and was determined to screw the assassin.

Ms.Menka Gandhi expressed shock and grieve over the killings of the reptiles. She promised a compensation of 5 lakh to the family of the lizzies... The residence of Mr.X would be home to a variety of species other than dogs and cats. It will house more than 100 reptiles from now on.

Mallika Sherawat to embrace Spirituality:

Ms.Romba a.k.a Mallika Sherawat has finally decided to call it quits. Looks like she had enough of oomph and lip biting. In the sets of Dashavatram, her thoughts wandered around and took her to new eternity. After intense internal pressure she surrendered herself to Swami Gilmaananda and her interest to spirituality was enormous.

Swami Gilmaananda was pleased with her interest towards this field. He said:” Her interest is really deep and I would like to plough my way thru... Though it may be painful, the end result is really sweet and I hope she sticks on to it...”

On Asking about the Stage of Nirvana:” Thinks she has already the initial stages of nirvana.. I think it’s high time she reached the final stage of Nirvana.”

Imraan Heshmi was shocked and has been admitted in Breach Candy hospital. He complained of uneasiness and liptostisis. Imraan reserved comments on this issue.

Looks like 2007 is gonna be a year of peace..

Cock-tailed....

2006-10-18T20:06:00.000+05:30

Ever since cockroach has set foot on the earth's face god made sure
that it isnt wiped out ever from the face of the earth.
You may find one in ur house .. at the least..

Special features of this invertebrate is its slimy body., it has a fatal attraction towards the humans and especially towards the females .. finding one in their make-up kit ., they jump and get shit-scared.why should these creatures be in my resurrected blog .. it has its own reason...

My Friend Boopathi a.k.a alias 'era' happens to be a student
of an Engineering college and has the fortune of eating his lunch
in the college mess... The food is served in a queue and please
remind urselves of a sick jail scene with the server nourishing the
cooked food with his bogies..if u have no idea of what bogies are ...
Its the blackish-brown round slimy substance found in ur nose
and comes out when u sneeze....

He took the nourished food and took his seat.. fortunately,something
made him to stop eating ... and scare the shit out of him...the guy
sitting opposite him found a slimy but a beautiful calm invertebrate
The creature met its fate.... that creature happened
to be a 'Cockroach'... dead.. i sincerly dedicate its epitaph ..

'The Sambar lies some-where here to kill people'

The poor guy took the plate to a guy called B*** Balu.After a panel discussion and intense analysis... the guy was called and apologies floored him.. the guy was treated with chocolates and maazas and people who were responsible
for this were beaten up black and blue.The situation got worse and the catering people were dismissed on the spot.The principal was called and all the H.O.D assembled and the college was called off....

And do u think these things would have taken place ... nothing of that sort..
the b*** balu those threw the plate into rubbish and treated the boy with
the new plate and new contents...

people around him almost ran out and boobu restrained himself of not
vomiting and further sensitizing the place, but one boy found this
matter very simple and started towards the counter for eating..
Boobu being a voracious eater found this extremely shocking.Out of shear anger
He asked this guy why is he eating this stuff and that guy answered...
" this is nothing .. i found a lizard in the sambar vada few days ago..."

Hope the guys from PETA raid our college..

Urs ever fleshy ..
sorry fresh and green
dogastray..

Jeans Remake Part 1: The Bunty and the Aunty

2006-05-05T14:24:00.000+05:30

Few modifications have been done due to heavy response.

The hero happens to be: Mr.Vijaykanth. and that's it .,

Dishclaimer: The sound effects and the video effects are subjected to change.,
The oouu and aaaeee are repeated for 3 times irrespective of heroine's dress.,
and rain scenes.,

Enna neneya tamizh makkalay., open panega na .,

The alarm goes off at 6:00 am with a song that happens to be
" Serrarum Vadanamana " " agggggggg" "This happens to be the official punch dial., sorry sound of the film., the twins get up kicking each other only to realize their paatta patti jetties are missing., they get up , go to the beach and fullfil their duties ., one more thing the setting has been changed to
to besant nagar due to tight financial situations ., the pep up thing is backed up by sizzling rain dances with 100 girls essentially in the age of 10-12.,

these guys presently study in sai ram homeo-pathy college., one of the most reputated colleges in the city standing 4th overall in the city ., the no. of 4 colleges registered happens to be 4.,

ooooohhhhhhh their names., they are valarasu and pularasu., and their father's name happens to be poooooo., sorry punakaarasu.,these guys (the twins and the father) own a big hotel in the city .,namely the "puniyadi vilas " tagline "we deliver anything from Kashmir border to Afghanistan"

Comes the heroine "aishwarya rai" with a short skirt ., enters the airport along with her brother and her patti ., here the patti happens to be jayalalitha., ash chooses extremely short skirt with polka dots indirectly indicating her status ., because she is worth it. it happens when u hang around with guys who are almost bald & shameless., as per current update the Mr.bunty has been reported wandering with this aunty.,

Jayalalitha has been diagnosed rationosis in the upper side of the cerebrum., rationosis attacks one in a million who have the desire of giving food in cheap rates ., the brother is none other than the karunanidhi ., his ailments are too complicated to be treated since he aspires to give free tv's ., this ailment was given the name "sun-dalisis"

After intense research in the sai-ram homeopathy lab., the connection between these diseases was found ., these diseases were found in 2 animals of same gender having an intense inter-action between them., since this is a "U " certified film the inter-action is not explained.,

The trio(ash, Patti and bro), enter the airport and the heroine is stranded in the airport., she looks for help ., her patti asks her to call her friend., Patti’s friend sashikala is busy in tambaram
counting her chappals., not the chappals which were thrown on her but those which is stole from jaya.,

Patti:" where is that b***h., i will teach her a lesson when i am over her.,
Ash:"ioooo patti what's this patti ., cha ., ok ok then., we will ask someone"

Here comes the hero with a trolley of food packets for the flights.,
after seeing the breath-taking beauty of ash , he turns around and
says " vanakaum what can i do for u "
ash:" hey hai ., we r just stranded in this big airport and we
dont know where to go., " "y dont u guys come to my house .,"
"oh that's very nice of u ., ok then lets move over then "

The trip took an astonishing 24 hrs from the airport to the house due to the fact that Mr.Vaiko was ditching Mr.karananidhi with his statistics.,the Patti and the ash's brother were suddenly affected by partial paralysis which resulted in middle-finger injury., finally they reached their destination and they spent the night in the room.,

Next-day morning ash, Patti and ash's bro reached the sai-ram homeo-pathy college sadly they were charged with rupees with 1000 rupees fine ., 150 rupees for the lack of id-cards, 100 rupees for long hair and unshaved beard , and 750 for thread-bare skirt worn by ash., Mr.balu duly accepted the fine and tipped his gray cap down and said "Thank u mam " the next second patti was admitted to the ICU block of the hospital.,

When asked the reason of her swooning .ash reported that the last thing her patti saw was
an incredibly shiny head ., and the blinding flash from it was the prime reason ., and the secondary reason was the stink given by the cap ., patti is operated immediately ., a panel of experts carefully watch her and provide medication to her., The doctors come out with manila folders ,sheets of analysis and dialysis.,

The chief doctor says" Mam , the operation was a success and u need to
accept the fact that ur patti is old ., from now on ur patti cant talk ,stand and pee .."

Ash is disheartened ., " she says to the hero "this is what Chennai is huh ., we should have been in our place itself., u guys cant even kill her., i would have done that job easily ., chaaa...." Hero realizes that the operation has been done on the opposite part of the brain ., hero throws up a tantrum and meets the Dean of the college.. Mr. Vasu .….

hero exclaims " Atrocious, ridiculous for a lady who has come all the from from .. what’s the remaining dialogue ., see i campaign in tamizh aggggggggg " Vasu exclaims : " sai ram college is best in discipline best in academics and best in all-rounders .."

Hero jumps on to the table., give Mr. Vasu a triple 360 degree kick right on the face., and defies the Newton laws of gravity but his patta-patti jetty opens up and he falls dramatically on to the floor... The dean realises his mistake and ask for an immediate operation., hero then says that he will heal the patti with his tantric powers ...he places his hands on patti uses his powers and generates electricity ., thsi photo-electric effect takes toll of Mr. Hero and he gives extra power. Suddenly there occurs a volt(age) drop ., and lo., patti is back in-to action.,

Few days later., MR. hero comes to ash's hotel and gives an envelope., Hero " This envelope is the compensation for the trouble...” ash opens up the envelope and finds 200 tokens of sai-ram unlimited meals., ash is jubilant and says" i am happy .. this is worth 100 million dollar happiness" Few days later ash is admitted in the hospital due to intense food poisoning.,

Hero and ash are in love tangle., song sequences involves running around trees, exercise dance movements and hip swirls in 360 degree fashion ., the spots were referred by the art director "thatta dharani"., The favorite destination for ash seems to be adyar coouvum which happens to be her secret place of natural face packs.,

Ash confesses her love to her patti and her patti speaks to hero's father about this Hero's father is anguished and lights up a Malabar beedi .. Chugging like a train he says " this is isn’t possible ., i cant do this ..." to reveal the history hero's father's pulls up his shirt.,., but unfortunately the belt which was holding the lungi looses up and reveals the real history., next day he was arrested for public nuisance ...

INTER-PISSION ....

NUMB-BUM THEORY PART 2 E=NMC

2006-04-16T15:36:00.000+05:30

Numb bum theory E=nmc2 where m=mass of the bums and n=is the co-efficient of the numb ness “c” ignored due to explicit content

I saw the last of the “Blue cross “ and I started to stir … mahesh’s mother came to my help … I was hopping on my better foot which was the left one … I rested on the small pavement. I inhaled deeply as though I had run a mile .. definitely that black dog would have run a mile … Mahesh and sandy arrived .. and came the auto I was lodged in the auto and Mahesh was there with me… I started to smile because there was a person beside me whom I knew and he was definitely not a blue cross member.. we went to a hospital called .. I don’t know I forgot.. few minutes later came a sister but the look of her I thought some paati has come to assist me… she asked to stand on the weighing machine and I said what…….!!!! I have a broken leg and she asked me to stand on it … I asked her why and she snapped … hospital rules screw the rules..

I asked Mahesh to take me a better hospital and he said ok.. we went to a hospital … we were there in five minutes which read “ Specialist in Ortho “ I sighed and said ok to me….
I was wheel-chaired to the entrance … damn man never in my life I was taken this way to hospital .. then came a sister .. really a sister here… she asked us to go to x-ray room and we went there … the operator moved over my body and he was scanning my body … he was sweating more than I was … a few minutes later the doctor moved over … he was whispering to the operator ..” I think he has torn his ligament what do u say …” the operator replied, …” no sir I think he has dislocated his knee…” I went numb right at that moment what the hell is going. I was about to ask the doctor whether he had passed all his exams.. I am not a specimen … u dumb-heads… the doctor strapped my knee with a crap bandage or what ever… he asked me not to use the leg for a week … I was again wheel chaired to the entrance … a wave of relief swept over me … my friends were there .. in huge numbers.. Every guy who was playing was there in the hospital.
They said they wanted to see me..

My friend Visu came near me and gave me a biscuit packet …. He asked “ Machi what really happened da..” I said I had rode over a dog.. he asked me whether I came in a pulsar or something … I thought for a moment and I said no da it was TVS--- 50 champ .. Not a second later I heard a thuuuuuu.. he said “ dai u call yourself a driver poda vennai ….” Then came my dad .. he wasn’t angry and that turned out to be the biggest surprise of the day.. next day I recorded an attendance of full 24-hrs in my house … that was a record for the past of 3 months

That week I went to the SRMC hospital and they said that was a major tear and an operation would make it normal .. luckily I had a medical insurance .. the very thought of not having a medical insurance would have destroyed my parent’s complex calculations about the future….(not the marriage … that money would be claimed from the United assurance of India specialists in irreparable damages)

D-Day : 08:30 operation RE(K)NEEGADE :
The ammunition to bring the beast in me was ready.. 5-ml +10 ml of tetraunconsciouslliin was stocked.. Previous day I was shaved from thigh to knee without an aftershave.. (I won the battle of shaverloo and assets were saved ) A shocking fact hit my tiny neurons later .. there was a permanent hair follicle destruction due to the fact that till date there existed no hair in the region…. The only region where my hair was abundant was my head … to cover a dumb-head .. I was given a 5-ml of tetra..what ever and asked me to count from 1 to 10 and they said I would be unconscious by that time… 1 2 3 4 5……. 15 16 .. I was counting ,counting my head was clear … all the doctors were perplexed .. then a fact rammed their brain 5-ml was for humans and above 5-ml was for the in-human homosapiens and started counting 1 2 3 8 …..dozed off

Mission revival : 12:30
Slowly I stirred and I tried to get up … I was bound by 2-metal bars .. I couldn’t sit .. slowly every thing was getting clear and some one was drilling a hole in my knee.. the first word I spoke was aaaaaaaaaa… the excoriating pain hit me I could’nt move that was the time I realized why men and women prefer death than pain .. pain can teach lessons of it’s own and the lessons are costly .. I had endured physical pain before ,but it was beyond that .. bless the women of this world the time they give birth to the lovable ones … they may scold those idiots later but they really love them… that was the time I realized women are in par with men in any aspect… guys I don’t think u need a ligament tear to realize for the fact that women r in par with men…

Numb-Bum Theory : Basically…
I was back home the next day after the operation. The nature called me and I attended the call .. my leg was strapped so tight that even black-holes would be not competing it …
Hope I had been strapped that tightly with a gorgeous girl.. dreams apart.. I tried to sit comfortably but the right leg was a straight as log … came to the rescue was my left-*** (*** indicates the required support a normal human would get when he sits..) it was like sitting on a spike .. the right *** was enjoying it day .. the left one was the poor guy .. it happened all the days and nights … Just realize sitting only on ur left … many thought I had a combined injury one on the knee and one right on the … u know where ………..
I tried sitting on pillow but in vain one night I realized that I was feeling lighter … and lo I lost the sensation …. It was numb and tight …I tried revive it … no use.. alas the beyonce moves alas the britney moves .. it was my wrong move … oops I did it again

NUMB-BUM THEORY-PART -1

2006-04-09T18:00:00.004+05:30

Numb bum theory Part one: "THE CURSE OF THE BLACK DOG"

The theory starts with some history as usual ! Unusually..

It was 15th of January .. it was my unofficial birthday to be precise...exaggtly Mattu pongal ..
These are few days when i dragged my ass to the bathroom. I woke up really early at 11 am when the dusty band of sunlight hit my tired eyes along with a cup of water landing squarely hitting my face thanks to a well assisted attempt by my parents. I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and went straight into my brother's room for sleep.

It was noon and my friend's call woke me up. I conjured a face so quickly that my mom thought I had brushed my teeth. She never gets an illusion of me being in the bathroom for a bath. She knows me a little to well. I took the phone and answered the call.

My friend called in to drag my ass to play in Tambaram. Fact: I rest my ass right in the wrong end of nanganallur (the city that never sleeps unless you need some Suparbadham to make you sleep).

I took bath and wore a t-shirt and my favorite white shorts. Another trait of mine which pisses my pious father to no end. The second best thing that has happened to men after Gillette Razor is Dhola Dhola shorts. A fabric that keeps our spirits up and our sprouts down !! Delving again in history, It was puunal day and I was forced to wear pattu dhoti. I wore a white shorts inside.

I was not comfortable that time I thought it be ok if I wear it frequently. There were lot of guests including my crush and I had to do some bending for taking something and I stepped on the hem of my dhoti and lo.. I was there standing.. With a naked torso (no manga sooru(hair) to protect the tan less skin) and my white shorts covering my assets. Though my polka dot undies would have done the trick but from that day I just loved my shorts to bits .. Literally !!

My epitaph would read as "In Short there lays my shorts".

It was 4'o clock and I took my Ducati... sorry my Dakalti TVS 50-champ - "Powered by petrol ,driven by a dog (anagram applicable) ". I loved my TVS 50. When i was in my fourth standard it was state of the art tech bike. I might have grown on it and yet it doesn't require kick-start. Run with it ... Hold the clutch and release .. Tadaaaa !! Start idhum !!

I took my TVS and I was in the Tambaram-Velachery road . I was zipping thru the road with the wind whipping my face at 100 kmm/hr (NOTE kmm-kilo millimeters ) ... then came the moment I was humming ra-ra from Chandramukhi and few secs.. later it was AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH... I ran over a black dog...

I was there on the tar road spread eagle. The damn road was brand new and hard. Few days ago, it was puddly and full of loose soil. Screw the politicians ! They chose a wrong time to lay a road. It was a really a close shave though.The agents of death from Tamil Nadu missed me. A51 Bus and a Tata Sumo.

I thought I was just a bruise but no.. I rested my foot on the ground and f**k man I tore my ligament, that too really badly. I started to sweat really badly ... I hopped and settled on the pavement the blood was oozing. It wasn't new to me ... few guys turned up and said its nothing ..
That was true it was nothing to them..

A guy asked me "Yenna Aacha" I said I ran over a black dog.. a guy turned up with some water and I was grateful to him. I was about to ask him some cold water and I thought It was three much.

I was careful to lodge the keys of the TVS in my pocket. I saw the condition of my TVS. It was fine.... nothing happened to my girl friend expect for some scratches. A man turned up with a cellphone and asked me to call my parents and I almost shat bricks right there. The very thought of my father brought me some salty ..No.. no.. You are mistaken... I meant salty sweat. I said I would I call my friend in Selayiur none other than my best friend(Mahesh Subramanian.G)

I called my friend's house and Mahesh's mother took the phone and I said that I was hurt and I asked her whether I could come there.. the voice which followed after this really moved ..she was really concerned and started to breathe quickly... I thought I was fit to live in this world .. after all there are people who care about me..... cheez too senti ....sorry (tissue paper used by the owner here..)

An old man stopped and asked me "what happened" I said that I was hurt and asked him whether he could help me. He said he was going to selayiur and he would drop me there..
I got into the car. It was an omni and the rear wasn't that neat , I thought some rudimentary animals were here before.. he didn't speak until he approached my friend's house ..

He asked me at last. "What really happened ?"
I said: " I ran over a black dog".
He was bit concerned at this point and I thought "Tchhh, Chennaites are really good"

Then came the shock of my life !!

He asked with a frown on his face: "What happened to the dog ?"
What..... my tiny brain wasn't able to absorb this piece of shit.. then I composed my self and said
It was fine... I got down out of the car ,thanked him and I finally understood why he asked me that ..

On the rear of the omni car was written
"BLUE CROSS OF INDIA. IN SERVICE OF INJURED DOGS".

Dogastray -- hai bhagavan what it iteezz

2006-04-01T09:30:00.000+05:30

Wonder what dogastray is.. Here comes the history of the event ..Let me introduce my self…My name is Sambashiva.B.S (initials are important u see.) doing my 2nd year in a… Ok.. School..(college..) its sri sai ram engg. College. only in its name..

Straight into it.. My big brother Ramki came from America and he was an iitian so..no questions asked.. he studied in IIT kharagpur .. with top marks .. He is very close to our family and spends a lot of time with us.. that day he talking with my mom in the ground floor..
We actually live in the first floor with essentials .. that t.v etc.. my mom and my big bro alias Pinjax(nick named in iit) were talking something which sounded much like a waffle to me.. u see when 2 extra ordinary people meet and talk .. there is no business for the stupids..

I switched on the t.v and started changing the channels for something intereeeesting u know what.. TTThen came the moment came thy VH1 with beyonce in ------- ok 2 piece and I started drooling.. I was doing her moves ..shake ur bon—bon .. that was hot.. I was just about do the rock the floor move and bang my brother was there.. I was shell-shocked I was never caught that awkwardly in my life.. I was very careful every time .. it happens man.. he came near me and said …. Sorry buddy wrong move…..

Next day started the aranchanai.. he teased me very badly and I never regretted that badly in my life .. F**k that beyonce dance..
I disappeared from the ground floor and I was on my way to my bedroom and loooo… I saw britney spears in the toxic song.. shit who needs beyonce moves.. she is fine too and my bad time I was spotted again by my bro..
No Problem da I am brit fan.. and I have a nick name for u its dogastray.. I first thought It was French or something… then I realized f**k ..
It was dog-a-stray..

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2006-01-18T21:52:00.000+05:30

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