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THE GREATEST MATRIMONIAL ADS EVER!!!

I dedicate this post to one of my best friends namely Ms.Kapathu a.k.a Ms.Scooty rider of the year 2007 a.k.a Kavin Preethi...

Her hobbies include eating,riding and scampering dogs , scout for girls in the matrimony sites .....
For her brother Mr. Ashwin..

Guess , its pack back time and enjoy the on-coming slaughter of English and Logic..


Matrimonial Advertisements

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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell Errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : The Blog owner is not responsible if in case you forget your basic grammar after reading this...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar,

I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..

Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

If u were from Andhra , she would have definitely left a suicidal note...

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I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?) DSP ???

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever.

she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you


Why dont you try Castrol Super Bike TX for a smooth ride...

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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.

Dude you get educated first !!!
By the way what's the funda with service ... Do you have a tinkering shop ...
and why one-sister condition ... its always either-or choice...

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person.

Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot.
If u think that is u then why to late come on........hold my hand forever !!!

4-line stub for 3 hour movie ...
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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

Are these Serials or what ?? Lucky this guy didnt ask for tamil serial actress ..
The only girl available is 'Selvi'...
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I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast

No jeans .. Bloody Hell!!

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE

1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION

AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.

Rolling in the floor loughing ...sorry laughing


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Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp

What's his bleeding problem..and then Petromaxxx lightaatha venuma!!!!

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

No-idea=what-so-ever.. please help .. comment section always open..

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

Faruet world ?? spelling mistake

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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father & mother. sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and a parent.

i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Desperate times call for Desperate HouseWives !!!

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she have a frank she's skin colour 'normal' not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom saythat Iam a good guy.

My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.

bye bye.

Emtional Sentiment !!

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iam kanan. i do owo businas. one sistar. he was marred.

No Comments... All Emotion Control


Yours nuptially ... confused
Raznok