Exams bring the best, worst hilarious and cranky stuff out of people… Sometimes scaring the ‘Be-Jesus’ out of people … If you can see the average no., of posts chalked down by a college guy u might find 60 % of his posts depict the worst fears about the exams , how to cut an exam and other exam requiems... Here is another one !!!
My 3rd year was damn interesting since most of the times we were busy loitering the corridors of other colleges instead of ours.... It might be really late to mention the tragedies of my 5th and 6th sem exams but few moments were seriously interesting !!!
There exists a machine namely a Turing Machine …
A ‘Turing Machine’ with parameters {stupid0,Ass-hole who set the paper } which prints question papers that was valid in the year 2001 and some how jumped the time quantum which I don’t know how… Apparently the people co-ordinating the exams weren’t gay about this in anyways… The subject was interestingly the favourite subject for our bunch namely ‘The Graphics and the Multimedia’.
Few exams that were suppose to be pieces of cake got us baked out… A subject that was suppose to drive people that even Computer science was a part of Engineering and it takes the same engineering stuff to build and test run a software package that would build us a bridge or a fashionable Electric Cemetery. But it was a disaster to most of the people. It was rumoured that the paper we received was an emergency paper because of the leak of the paper in SSN College of Engineering… Anyways , We spend half of our college time in that college hanging around… had the greatest fun in our college life and … their Symposia Rock Big Time… so does their Culs… so all means we forgive them this time…
The elective paper gave us enough head rush to destroy the evening plans that day… If some one says that was the emergency paper … the college which leaked that f***ing paper would get some of our mind some time later in this year…
First Phase of Exams:
The Phase of preparation was one kinda of fun … As usual we fooled around the holidays and heard people (The weaker sex ya ha) that all the subjects were a piece of cake … A line like that would destroy the very state of preparation and uproot the basic idea of reading and going thru the subject just to say hai to them… and as if care for that line to spoken or to be heard … With the pages of the days in the Pillayar calendar being ripped off every day we begin to realise that there are a set of 3-hr written stuff that would push us to the next domicile to fool around with superiority and stupidity…
I used to hang around with my friends Dhaadi, Raja and Sathish (better known as Kudi and no one ever denied the origin and existence of that nick-name after they see him) and read for the exams from 20:00 hrs (day before the exam ) to time people around us including HOD and lab assistants remind us to be in the hall to take the exam… Apparently, we are the best last-last microsecond readers ever in the history of our College and we get so drenched in the torrent of the reading that people around us have to literally drag us to exam hall…
Mr.Kudi, a software engineer hired by Cognizant Technology Solutions is an interesting person and if u are with him when the exams are about to bite ur bosom, his chemical and biological compositions of his body gets really excited and brings the best out of him… It might be a naughty little burping that would fill the tubes of the cycles for 10 times. I had to massage him for an hour [01:00 hrs to 02:00 hrs morning with the dew freezing our asses out ] so that he could come back to the mode of reading and physically being conscious. Sometimes he requires an adiabatic change so that it might turn his ‘fire’ on. Few places that would turn on his so-called ‘fire’ of study is the small freaked out ever fluctuating sodium vapour lamp near the Dhaadi’s room… Every time he gets around that lamp he proudly tells us that ‘Mr. Kamarajar’ read under the street lights and we knew why…
Unfortunately, this time around I couldn’t stay in the room to read and interestingly The very Person of educational resource Mr.Dhaadi decided not to turn up to the room since he was spending some quality time around with his other friends… He was having fun reading all the stuff that was printed in the syllabus book annoying each and every member in our group. According to raja he was really enjoyin that and said that they might have involved in Mars bar party...
This time we thought of procuring the books bit earlier than we did last year and hopefully we scamper through one time..
Yours 11th hour friend
Raznok
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