COUNTER -STRIKE INDIAN VERSION

This happens to be the most played Comp-game ever in the world with a patronage of millions of people from 6 years to corporate people. Recent releases like Source had treated the people around but to add masala The Valve Inc., with collaboration of Kollywood stars have released an Indiaized version namely the Vikram Version.. Looks like they a great business plan of selling a lot .. ideally in their name too..

The Indiaized version is similar to the main game with Counter- Terrorists and The Terrorists. But the Captain of Kollywood, Vijaykanth disagreed with the words used like ‘terrorists’. After persuasion and some English rushed on to his honored brain, he did agreed half-heartedly .But he strictly warned that the terrorist’s team should at least have a ‘PAKISTANI’ team with the leader having a name Mohammed. The Counter-terrorists Teams looked like

KAKKA’s kaka team with Anbu as the Commander-in-chief. Unfortunately, his faithful sidekick Srikanth had some other commitments. When interviewed, he humbly turned down the offer because he had to complete his medical course at Stanford Univ., When asked about his favorite tune that he would pick up at any given time… at a flash he said ‘ Any song by Elton john ‘ .. Sounds like a gay tune... sorry happy tune… The other team members would be intact with Mr. Lollu Sabha Manohar. The team required a stealth CT with swift movements of hands. Hope Manohar would be ‘handy’ enough.

For the first time in history of Counter-strike, There is a new all women’s team headed by Ms.Vijayashanti I.P.S and the team consisting of Gautami, white wigged Lakshmi. But the selection team was running out of options and they were desperately looking out for female counterparts. After rigorous screening tests ,Ms Paarvai Munnimamma was chosen from a sleazy list of candidates. Ms Munnimamma came ahead of Shreya reddy who was the finalist. Poor female lost out in the votes section. When asked the reason, she blamed the HUTCH network for charging each message a Rupee… Sherya bludgeoned on and asked for what the messages were charged... Hutch had a Festive season for World’s Bitch day… No wonder, the network is going to dogs …

Last But Not the least … To cap it all, the captain Team led Mr. Captain A.k.a Vijaykanth. The Other comrades were T.R.Rajendren, Perarasu and P.Vasu. To select this team as default requires lot of skill and lot of kills. But the enthusiastic patrons broke thru the game’s console and started exploiting a snag. After hours of analytic decryption, the Cheat code was “ENNA KODUMA SARAVANAN” with Mr.Prabhu being the special guest giving the pass in his style. Eventually playing with this team as a default team requires high end graphic card and a special in-built Sound card with electronic dialogue match…

The things to look out for …

Captain’s way of defusing the bomb. The bomb is defused using a sound analyzer with captain singing ‘Seerrum Vadanmena ‘and T.R simultaneously talking and drumming to the tune.

Non Evasive action has been highlighted in this game with 360 degree kicks as an additional feature. One of the saddest exclusions in the game was the bombs used .instead, natural and human generated gases permitted.

Watch for the next posts on Terrorists.

Yours strikingly

Dogastray …

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