Cock-tailed....

Ever since cockroach has set foot on the earth's face god made sure
that it isnt wiped out ever from the face of the earth.
You may find one in ur house .. at the least..

Special features of this invertebrate is its slimy body., it has a fatal attraction towards the humans and especially towards the females .. finding one in their make-up kit ., they jump and get shit-scared.why should these creatures be in my resurrected blog .. it has its own reason...


My Friend Boopathi a.k.a alias 'era' happens to be a student
of an Engineering college and has the fortune of eating his lunch
in the college mess... The food is served in a queue and please
remind urselves of a sick jail scene with the server nourishing the
cooked food with his bogies..if u have no idea of what bogies are ...
Its the blackish-brown round slimy substance found in ur nose
and comes out when u sneeze....

He took the nourished food and took his seat.. fortunately,something
made him to stop eating ... and scare the shit out of him...the guy
sitting opposite him found a slimy but a beautiful calm invertebrate
The creature met its fate.... that creature happened
to be a 'Cockroach'... dead.. i sincerly dedicate its epitaph ..

'The Sambar lies some-where here to kill people'


The poor guy took the plate to a guy called B*** Balu.After a panel discussion and intense analysis... the guy was called and apologies floored him.. the guy was treated with chocolates and maazas and people who were responsible
for this were beaten up black and blue.The situation got worse and the catering people were dismissed on the spot.The principal was called and all the H.O.D assembled and the college was called off....

And do u think these things would have taken place ... nothing of that sort..
the b*** balu those threw the plate into rubbish and treated the boy with
the new plate and new contents...

people around him almost ran out and boobu restrained himself of not
vomiting and further sensitizing the place, but one boy found this
matter very simple and started towards the counter for eating..
Boobu being a voracious eater found this extremely shocking.Out of shear anger
He asked this guy why is he eating this stuff and that guy answered...
" this is nothing .. i found a lizard in the sambar vada few days ago..."

Hope the guys from PETA raid our college..

Urs ever fleshy ..
sorry fresh and green
dogastray..