Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Will there be a new beginning ??

People are yet to realize that money isn't everything. Materialistic pleasures fall for anything green be it smiling Gandhi or Stern faced Lincoln... What if there is a world without money or the causes that trigger people to rush to get money. What if there are no smiling gandhis, no dimes, no nickels no gold no silver no platinum.. What if neurons just can’t comprehend the meaning of money...? What if people think of other people's feelings and strive a bit hard not to conflict their sentiments.

Will there be a new beginning ??

Will these words come true ??

Friday, December 14, 2007

Stella Maris College Site Hacked !! Bless the Sinful 'Redeemer'

People have different reasons of going to Stella maris .. few for GRE eggams few for the regular college and few people for their Culs and few people for the Obvious !!! Chicks !!

My friend messaged me that Stella Maris is having their culs 'Aqualie 2007' on 14th and 15th December. I googled Stella maris and lo !! look what i found !!





Guess Whose day got better !!!

yours ever
Raznok

P.S - Please if u have any details of Aquilae 2007 or any other info that would please us ... please post in your site !! LOL !!!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Marvats Birthday !!

S.Vijay Krishnan a.k.a Marvats is 21 today and dreams of lot of girls are now slowly blossoming. He has the attained the government approved age and legally he can be eloped , marred ..sorry married off to a beauty woman or still he can enjoy staying single... I thought of using Bachelor instead of 'single' but i stumbled upon a wiki-article that in Victorian ages .. Bachelors were considered happy and ... So i have stopped that 'B' word since then....

It was 1:00 and i was on the way to my friend's room in Chrompet ..( suppose to be known as the den of the needy and the kuddaram of the shelter-less ). Vijay Raja Sano and Vamsee joined me to enter the room in an unusual manner .. Behind the room with occupants acting like a smart-ass but ended up getting bet up by Mr.Terrorist. The Terrorist a.k.a Sano was kicked so hard my magi that he toppled over like a pack of cards ...

Interestingly but rather out of fear we thought of spending the time reading but when we entered the room .. strewn was a bags of sweets and murkku ... As usually we started talkking about diwali and stuff we usually talk to kill the time... We heard the owner of the room Mr.Raghav a.k.a Family Man was on the way to the room and thought of repeating the prank. Everyone landed up in the most oddest parts of the room .. Sano and the birthday boy hid themselves inside a cupboard and Prof scrambled up to the top cupboard and the rest of the gang were forced to hide themselves in the most cleanest and the most misty place in the midst of Chromepet ... The bathroom.. but the whole prank flopped with Mr.Raghav woke the 'sherlock' in him ... and sweared real hard that flipped the birthday boy to fits of laugher...

We studied DSP hard till 7 and people remembered that a person named Vijay a.k.a was suppose to give us a treat... Hungry from morning , i geared up wolf down as much as possible. We headed to Bhats Bhojan in Tambaram and with 10 people in the party we had enough fuel to disturb the family ambiance in Bhats. Manoj started his as-usual child molesting session but the kid was smart enough and quickly called Manoj 'MAMA' that shut him up for the rest of the party....

We had great time and hope Vj had a great time too.. ( In which part of ur house are u in right now..??). We missed the company of Mr.Kaipullai a.k.a Boobu and a special lady Ms.Kallis ..

Regards
Raznok
P.S .. whose birthday is lined up next ... Tomorrow is our Best Friend's birthday Mr.Rice a.k.a Rajesh Of Infosys... So if u are fond of steaming Sambar and other finger-licking stuff .. Contact Raznok @ Rice House

Monday, October 22, 2007

Exam Time again!!!! Bloody hell!!

Exams bring the best, worst hilarious and cranky stuff out of people… Sometimes scaring the ‘Be-Jesus’ out of people … If you can see the average no., of posts chalked down by a college guy u might find 60 % of his posts depict the worst fears about the exams , how to cut an exam and other exam requiems... Here is another one !!!

My 3rd year was damn interesting since most of the times we were busy loitering the corridors of other colleges instead of ours.... It might be really late to mention the tragedies of my 5th and 6th sem exams but few moments were seriously interesting !!!

The 3rd Engineering students were in for a treat and Anna University didn’t disappoint people.. Thousands of them… Being a Computer Science student we did run into an android …
There exists a machine namely a Turing Machine …
A ‘Turing Machine’ with parameters {stupid0,Ass-hole who set the paper } which prints question papers that was valid in the year 2001 and some how jumped the time quantum which I don’t know how… Apparently the people co-ordinating the exams weren’t gay about this in anyways… The subject was interestingly the favourite subject for our bunch namely ‘The Graphics and the Multimedia’.
Few exams that were suppose to be pieces of cake got us baked out… A subject that was suppose to drive people that even Computer science was a part of Engineering and it takes the same engineering stuff to build and test run a software package that would build us a bridge or a fashionable Electric Cemetery. But it was a disaster to most of the people. It was rumoured that the paper we received was an emergency paper because of the leak of the paper in SSN College of Engineering… Anyways , We spend half of our college time in that college hanging around… had the greatest fun in our college life and … their Symposia Rock Big Time… so does their Culs… so all means we forgive them this time…
The elective paper gave us enough head rush to destroy the evening plans that day… If some one says that was the emergency paper … the college which leaked that f***ing paper would get some of our mind some time later in this year… 


First Phase of Exams:
The Phase of preparation was one kinda of fun … As usual we fooled around the holidays and heard people (The weaker sex ya ha) that all the subjects were a piece of cake … A line like that would destroy the very state of preparation and uproot the basic idea of reading and going thru the subject just to say hai to them… and as if care for that line to spoken or to be heard … With the pages of the days in the Pillayar calendar being ripped off every day we begin to realise that there are a set of 3-hr written stuff that would push us to the next domicile to fool around with superiority and stupidity… 

I used to hang around with my friends Dhaadi, Raja and Sathish (better known as Kudi and no one ever denied the origin and existence of that nick-name after they see him) and read for the exams from 20:00 hrs (day before the exam ) to time people around us including HOD and lab assistants remind us to be in the hall to take the exam… Apparently, we are the best last-last microsecond readers ever in the history of our College and we get so drenched in the torrent of the reading that people around us have to literally drag us to exam hall…


Mr.Kudi, a software engineer hired by Cognizant Technology Solutions is an interesting person and if u are with him when the exams are about to bite ur bosom, his chemical and biological compositions of his body gets really excited and brings the best out of him… It might be a naughty little burping that would fill the tubes of the cycles for 10 times. I had to massage him for an hour [01:00 hrs to 02:00 hrs morning with the dew freezing our asses out ] so that he could come back to the mode of reading and physically being conscious. Sometimes he requires an adiabatic change so that it might turn his ‘fire’ on. Few places that would turn on his so-called ‘fire’ of study is the small freaked out ever fluctuating sodium vapour lamp near the Dhaadi’s room… Every time he gets around that lamp he proudly tells us that ‘Mr. Kamarajar’ read under the street lights and we knew why…
Unfortunately, this time around I couldn’t stay in the room to read and interestingly The very Person of educational resource Mr.Dhaadi decided not to turn up to the room since he was spending some quality time around with his other friends… He was having fun reading all the stuff that was printed in the syllabus book annoying each and every member in our group. According to raja he was really enjoyin that and said that they might have involved in Mars bar party...
This time we thought of procuring the books bit earlier than we did last year and hopefully we scamper through one time..
Yours 11th hour friend
Raznok

Friday, October 19, 2007

Fill the GAP !!!

I happened to stumble upon a couple of pics comparing a man's and woman's pattern of shopping for an apparel.

The below pic describes the shopping pattern of a man and a woman getting a 'GAP' apparels ..


This is just an americanized version of females getting a pant . Thankfully people were considerate enough to stop with the Americans ... I think no one has ever tried to plot the surface area covered by an average Indian husband behind his wife carrying the big plastic shoppie bags , spending 100's for stuffing his kids with 5-stars and Mc-Donalds burgers...

On an average, in a year there are 15 Major and minor festivals and out of 15 , 10 festivals require people to buy new clothes , sweets and jewelery.. Taking complex roots and eliminating the unnecessary variables using the Gaussian Elimination ... (At this juncture i thank my math mam Miss Shanti.. sorry Mrs.Shanthi .... an inspiring mam who fine tuned my math skills ...) an average husband loses one-eighth of his salary as loss of pay, one-half of sleep to work it off, and one-tenth of his life after seeing the bill.

Here are few pics that would illustrate the typical behaviour of Indian female shopping pattern



Happing Shopping !!
Yours ever
Raznok

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Happy Birthday Dhadi ..

Day before the first Model exam : October 16 happens to be my friend Dhadi's birthday. It was 6.30 in the evening and most of our gang arrived for the birthday bash. Boobi ,Kudi and Dhadi were playing Cricket 2008 and Magi started ...

Mahesh: O***, When did i ask u to come ..!!
Samba: Machi sorry da.. late idechiu ..

Dhadi was proffering his hand and it was there for 10 seconds till Sano got screwed up and fired up ..

Sano: O*****, dai birthdaya boyya unnaku kaikudhe birthday wish panne da ne sollurra .. and ***************

Rest of his statements cannot be published due to Strong Adult content....

Samba: Sorry da dhadi... happy birthday da dhadi...machi am i late da .. what about the cake and the stuff ...

Magi:Poda dai poda.. Everything .. pinish..

Samba thinking ... 2 guys missing .. Raja and Marvattai... why .. okie .. buyinglu..Samba safe .. assured atleast of a cake piece ..

Then arrived Raja and Marvats .. with all the merchandise ..

Raja: dai .. poda b****** , i spent 200 bucks and vj has spent 65 .. Please
kasu kudungada...

No one responded and everybody's attention was focused on the cake and a lump plastic bag...

Magi and Sano together .. Okie .. Time Out .. Get the stool .. Cut the Cake and no spilling ..
Kudi : Machi .. no thadaving and adiching .. i am damn hungry so i am gonna eat.... Raja takes the surprise package .. a fancy candle stand with a chime...

Dhadi .. kushi... staring really hard at it...The fancy Candle Stand ....

Raja lights the candle stand .. Its pops up and does a fancy stunt...

Everybody Chorus: Happy birthday to u ... ... Raja in the middle .. dai uudhe thola da.. venna...

Dhadi ... Kissing instead of blowing .. Everybody .. o*** blow hard !!!
Dhadi still Caressing .. and all of a sudden sambu steps in .. Dhadi blows hard and the Chime stops working ... !!!

Rest of the content Continued...!!!!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Let's Get started!!!

In the Land of the Blind, The One-Eyed is the King
Off late,I have been desperately thinking of posting something in my blog.. make it alive ..This topic might turn few heads around or it might crick some necks in case ... for the past 2 weeks we( the gang .. especially the 6 of us..) have been increasing our crime rate by different deeds and now i am making a valiant effort to burst the bubble of scolding and enter into the realm of real terror .. like suspension ... See desperate times calls for desperate measures...

So the topic that would invite me to the "Office" would be a topic on our College girls .. especially the juniors....

In my first year, i was a person straight from the orchards of nanganallur, having no knowledge of.. Whatever .. Few people enlightened this poor mortal. There were things .. particularly one thing that i learnt the day i stepped into my class.. but damn my luck .. Raja made his presence felt the day i learnt new stuff ... :-) Coming to the topic .. The Hounds started to prey around.. all we found were the oldies .. My final Years and our immediate seniors.. Our seniors were terribly disappointed and cursed their luck..

As i stepped into my second year .. We hardly noticed people around us .. because we weren't in our college itself .. we were busy looking at girls from other colleges.. Girls at the MC desk, girls coming to that college girls organizing the events.. We always made our presence felt becoz we hardly lost ... ;-) Rest of the days in my college were miserable ... nothing new and again we had to restore our focus on our seniors...

Third year was as miserable as the rest of the years in my college .. We lost hope .. Besides my college is not known for Females and their eternal beauty... My college has been flea bitten ever since the first stone has been placed in that Rudra bhoomi (Contact Mr.Magi for the reason) ...

Then came the final year and Strange things happened.... We recorded 2 weeks of attendance in our college register.We attended a tech-meet for 2 weeks, we started to celebrate our friend's birthdays by eating the cake...
I sensed
something was changing and something wrong... Either we were going down the hill or something unexpected was on the way....The day our first students stepped in ... i knew why.... Finally ... in my last year there were few people other than the existing so-called females .. i have been bounded Externally & Internally by my juniors and i dont know why...


This might be a reason that would make us come to the college again and again but sadly we are spending too much time in our lab doing exercises... I heavily bank on my English mam to formerly introduce us in the time to
come and i hope we make the best out of it...

Yours officially
Raznok

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